California Bans School Bake Sales

Posted by: Tristan

In an effort to maintain the reputation of the Loony Left Coast, the State of California has banned school bake sales.  Yes, you read that that.  California has banned school bake sales.

At Piedmont High School, principal Randall Booker has enforced a zero tolerance policy for what used to be a campus tradition.
“I love the bake sales,” he said. “I eat them myself. But there are state laws that we just have to abide by.”
To combat the epidemic of childhood obesity, new state nutrition guidelines strictly limit the fat, sugar and total calories of any food sold on campus during school days – even before and after school.

As crazy as California nutrition regulations are, this could just be an attempt to end stupid bumper sticker slogans.