PETA Releases Parody Video Game

In a bid for attention that’s qualitatively inferior to just getting attractive actresses and models to get naked, PETA has released a parody of the video game Cooking Mama: World Kitchen, Cooking Mama: Mama Kills Animals, the Unauthorized PETA Edition. From the PETA press release:

In the original version, players score points for assembling a meal. That also applies in PETA’s parody, but with this Thanksgiving dinner, players also must go through the motions of plucking the turkey’s feathers, pulling out the bird’s intestines, and cutting off the animal’s head. All the while, a demonic cleaver-wielding Mama takes delight in the agony. When the player beats the game, Mama has a change of heart and replaces her bloodlust with a craving for tofu-turkey. Along the way, players can unlock bonuses such as vegetarian Thanksgiving recipes and undercover footage from a turkey slaughterhouse. PETA also encourages players to contact Majesco to ask for a “Cooking Mama” game with all vegetarian recipes.

Do you know what makes undercover footage from a turkey slaughterhouse look appetizing?

Vegetarian Thanksgiving recipes.