Al Qaeda Doesn’t Think That Obama’s “Change” Is Something They Believe In

November 19, 2008 · Print This Article

Posted by: Tristan

Zawahiri Al Qaeda Douchebag Ayman al-Zawahiri released an audio tape today attacking Obama’s policy towards Israel, contrasting Obama with Malcolm X and calling the President-elect a “House Negro”.

Zawahiri is unimpressed with Obama’s plan to pull troops out of Iraq to fight in Afghanistan.

Zawahiri condemns Obama’s plan to move troops from Iraq to Afghanistan as a policy “destined for failure before it was born” and tells Obama that “a heavy legacy of failure and crimes” awaits him.

Zawahiri also claims that by electing Barack Obama, the American people have admitted defeat in Iraq.

In related news, another Al Qaeda Douchebag, Abdullah Azam al-Saudi, was pumped full of Hellfire overnight.



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3 Responses to “Al Qaeda Doesn’t Think That Obama’s “Change” Is Something They Believe In”

  1. SeriouslyWTF? on November 20th, 2008 10:11 am

    What kind of douche bag are you that you WANT Ayman al-Zawahiri to be “happy” about U.S. elected leaders?

    Surely he would have been much more pleased with John McCain and his intent to continue the ruinous policies and strategies of GWP.

    I think al Queda would much prefer someone along the lines of the Russian leadership in Afghanistan in the 1980s. (John McCain)

    Why are you an America-hating douche bag? Passing along al Queda talking points, and all…

  2. Tristan on November 20th, 2008 5:07 pm

    Maybe they just haven’t heard what Obama’s middle name is…

  3. Jamster on December 1st, 2008 8:14 pm

    You know, speaking of douche bags, these fucking cowardly jihad assholes who attacked innocent people in Mumbai this past week need to understand that the 72 vigins that they all lust after (their “just reward” in the afterlife) are 95 year-old, toothless, ugly virigins with “gapo” (gorilla armpit odor). The jihad folks are ignorant, violent motherfuckers who need to either get a goddamn grip or be taken off at the neck. They give real Muslims a really, really bad rap and are embarrassment to not only most Mulsims, but also the rest of the human race!

    I pray for their ragged, rotten souls!

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