Father Gives Daughter Stripper Name; Doesn’t Want A Former Porn Star Working At Her School

Fox News ran a story today about how a former porn star, Louisa C. Tuck AKA Crystal Gunns, was working as a school lunch lady and playground monitor at a Vineland, N.J. elementary school and how the community was reacting to the situation.

However, they had another, more tragic story sitting under their noses which they missed.

Fox interviewed Mario Gomez, whose daughter Destiny attends the Vineland elementary school where Tuck works. “It’s not comforting, as a parent of two beautiful girls, I would definitely have a problem with it,” Gomez told Fox reporters.

Let’s take a look at Bacon Magazine’s ‘Top Ten Stripper Names’:

1. Destiny
2. Candy
3. Angel
4. Cherry
5. Raven
6. Anastasia
7. Roxy
8. Houston
9. Porsche
10. Crystal

Mr. Gomez apparently can’t appreciate the irony that he gave his daughter a name which “destines” her to a life of taking her clothes off for money and yet doesn’t want to be around a woman who has moved past that lifestyle.

One has to wonder what kind of douchebag Mario Gomez is going to feel like in twenty years when Destiny is trying to get past the lifestyle he doomed her to.

Watch the Fox Story here: