Douchebag Wears Sweatpants To Nightclub

Posted by: Tristan

While there are times and places where it is appropriate to wear sweatpants in public, a New York nightclub isn’t one of them.

Unfortunately for Plaxico Burress, he committed this fashion faux pas and ended up with a bullet in his leg as a result.

For Burress, it began inside a New York nightclub late last Friday night when – believe it or not – he accidentaly shot himself through the thigh with a semi-automatic pistol.
According to published reports, Burress was carrying the unlicensed weapon for protection. The gun went off after it began slipping down the inside of his sweatpants, and Burress fumbled while trying to reach it.

Burress, apparently embarrassed about being caught wearing sweatpants in a nightclub, tried to cover the incident up.

A bleeding Burress then reportedly tried to cover it all up, frantically passing the pistol off to teammate Antonio Pierce and enlisting club employees not to alert authorities before checking into New York Presbyterian hospital under an assumed name at 2:45 a.m.

And so Plaxico Burress has learned a lesson we can all learn from: Don’t wear sweatpants to a nightclub.  You’ll look like a douchebag,