Florida Douchebag Throws Christmas Tree At Father
December 3, 2008 · Print This Article
We’re not sure what is wrong with Florida this holiday season, but yesterday we had Christopher Ford, the Sweet Potato Douchebag…and today we learn of Thomas Edward Lackie, the Christmas Tree Douchebag, who assaulted his father with a Christmas tree.
According to the Manatee County sheriff’s report, 37-year-old Thomas Edward Lackie was arrested last week after he threw a 3-foot Christmas tree at his father.
The tree missed, but Lackie then tried to use the steel base from the tree to strike his father.
His father and mother were able to grab Lackie’s arms to prevent the attack. Deputies say the tree could have caused serious injuries because the metal base weighs about five pounds.Lackie was charged with felony assault. He denied trying to strike his father.
We’re guessing that the Lackie household will be missing some of that Christmas spirit this year.
[...] unknown wrote an interesting post today onFlorida Douchebag Throws Christmas Tree At Father | Douchebag …Here’s a quick excerptAccording to the Manatee County sheriff’s report, 37-year-old Thomas Edward Lackie was arrested last week after he threw a 3-foot Christmas tree at his father. [...]