Cheerleaders Are Whores And Their Parents Are Douchebags

Posted by: Tristan

There was a time when the realization that their daughter is a whore would bring a silent shame to a family.

That time has passed.

The parents of two Seattle-area high school cheerleaders are suing the district for suspending the girls from the squad after nude photographs of them circulated via text message.

The two teens were suspended from the squad — one for 30 days and one for the entire year — after school officials learned of the photos in August, the Seattle Post-Intelligencer reported.

Not only are these girls whores, apparently they’re also retarded.

One of the pictures was taken three years ago and sent to the teen’s then-boyfriend. The other was snapped in June. The lawsuits allege that the girls believed they had deleted the photos, but accidentally sent them to members of the football team.

That’s right.  Somehow these girls confused “Delete” with “Send it to the football team“.

Matthew King, the attorney representing the families, told the Post-Intelligencer that it was unfair to punish the cheerleaders but not the other students who received or forwarded the photos.

“We’re not technically challenging the sanctions as being too strict, we’re saying they weren’t evenly enforced across the school,” said King. “There should have been some punishment meted out to those who were in possession of the photos. … It seems like the girls are getting the brunt of it.”

We’re sure that’s not a situation that going to change anytime soon.

Fortunately, for the girls involved, cheerleading can lead to a very lucrative career working with some of the most powerful people in the country.