Screw You, Michael Phelps…

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…and screw you liberal bloggers and facebook assholes that are joining that nauseating “Leave Phelps Alone” campaign. 

Let’s face it. Matt Michael Phelps is a douchebag that got caught smoking pot and deserves to be punished for smoking pot, along with all of the other douchebags that get caught smoking pot. Olympian, hero, dolphin, American icon… whatever. There can be no legal exemption in Phelps’ case. He made a mistake and has to pay for it like everyone else. 

I’m not going to offer my opinion on the legality of marijuana, or the punishment that often follows a marijuana arrest. I will, however, say that those who claim that Phelps “did nothing wrong” must have stayed underwater a little too long. After all, the douchebag smoked pot. 

Now I’m expected to join legions of liberal facebook idiots that want to give him a pass? I’m supposed to sympathesize with a kid who loses cherry endorsement gigs with Subway and Kelloggs because he’s a stoner? Eh. Screw You, Matt Michael Phelps.