Gates-Gate: Keepin’ It Real(Racist)
July 24, 2009 · Print This Article

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DATELINE: Before JULY 23rd, 2009 — Racism is dead in America. In recent history, we observed Julian Bond eulogize the infamous “N” word (9 JUL 2007), Americans came together to elect a President for “change,” and the global (liberal) media praised American voters for demonstrating that we are not an esoteric group of brainless carbon-based lifeforms that judge solely on skin color or ethnicity.
DATELINE: JULY 23rd, 2009 — (Reverse) racism is resurrected in America. We’ve observed Henry Louis Gates, Jr., a respected professor at Harvard University and an ardent proponent of racial equality become unglued at the prospect of living in an America where civil liberties are both CELEBRATED and PROTECTED:
(Equality 101 students, here’s a conversation between Gates and a police officer responding to a call to investigate a break-in at Gates’ own property:)
“I told him that I was ‘Sgt. Crowley from the Cambridge Police’ and that I was ‘investigating a report of a break in progress’ at the residence. While I was making this statement, Gates opened the door and exclaimed ‘why, because I’m a black man in America?’ I then asked Gates if there was anyone else in the residence. While yelling, he told me that it was none of my business and accused me of being a racist police officer.”
But wait, there’s even more from the this nutty professor:
“As I began walking through the foyer towards the front door, I could hear Gates again demanding my name. I again told Gates that I would speak with him outside. My reason for wanting to leave the residence was that Gates was yelling very loud and the acoustics of the kitchen and foyer were making it difficult for me to transmit pertinent information to ECC or other responding units. His reply was ‘ya, i’ll speak with your mama outside.’”
Making matters worse, his target is Sergeant James M. Crowley, a 16-year veteran of the local Cambridge, MA, police force, dedicated to protecting those liberties. Crowley a racist? Here’s an apparent Harvard/Presidential/mainstream media fabrication. In fact, quite the opposite is true:
Nearly 16 years ago, as a Brandeis University police officer, Crowley desperately tried to save the life of Reggie Lewis after the Boston Celtics star collapsed while practicing in the school gym . . .
[P]eople who know Crowley were skeptical or outright dismissive of allegations of racism. A prominent defense lawyer, a neighbor of Crowley’s, his union, and fellow officers described him yesterday as a respected, and respectful, officer who performs his job well and has led his colleagues in diversity training . . .
“Sergeant Crowley is a highly respected veteran supervisor with a distinguished record in the Cambridge Police Department,’’ said the Cambridge Police Superior Officers Association. “His actions at the scene of this matter were consistent with his training, with the informed policies and practices of the Department, and with applicable legal standards.’’
Yikes! Check out all of this uncertainty and turmoil. Let’s look to our venerable Executive leadership… our “hope,” our “change,” our hearse out of the graveyard wherupon Julian Bond ceremoniously buried the “N” word… Queue Obama — again making a statement without knowing the details:
“the Cambridge police acted stupidly in arresting somebody when there was already proof that they were in their own home”.
Testing 1-2-3… Is this thing on? Obama: Are you serious? Did you see the police report before issuing your own facts of finding? Clearly not… and for insult to injury, Obama offers an insincere non-apology apology:
“Because this has been ratcheting up and I obviously helped to contribute ratcheting it up, I wanted to make clear in my choice of words I think I unfortunately gave an impression that I was maligning the Cambridge Police Department or Sgt. Crowley specifically,” Obama said. “And I could have calibrated those words differently.”
These words indicate that Obama stands firmly behind his biases, no statements will be retracted despite overwhelming evidence countering any racial profiling claims. This now leads the Douchebag Report to offer a question to Julian Bond, President Obama, Professor Gates, and the mainstream media…
Dateline — where are we now?










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