The Most Offensive Thing, Barr-None

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Hollywood’s hateful cow bitch Roseanne Barr has demonstrated to the world once again exactly how low and classless she really is (as if this comes as a surprise to anyone).

The failed wife, radio host, and well, all-around failure sank to a new low, proving that fat doesn’t float in Hollywood:

Her most-recent tailspin into the gutter involved a photo shoot with Heeb magazine wherein she is seen wearing an Adolf Hitler moustache and swatsika as she takes burnt gingerbread “Jew Cookies” out of an oven [photo above].

In another, in same costume, she is shown about to take a bite out of one of these burnt cookie cookies [click here for pictures].

The photos featured in the magazine accompany the following article:

As the “Domestic Goddess” dons the famous moustache, transforming into “Domestic Goddess Hitler,” I notice that she’s beginning to have fun. She nails the Fuehrer’s facial expressions with twisted glee, and as she takes the burnt gingerbread “Jew Cookies” out of the oven it occurs to me that Barr may be the last celebrity utterly incapable of giving a f**k—a quality theoretically easy to embody until it’s time to face the practical repercussions. “Franklin Ajae, Paul Mooney, Mort Sahl and Dick Gregory’s passings will tear my kishkas out,” Barr laments. “They gave everything they had to just tell the truth, and they couldn’t make a decent living because of the choice they made—not selling out to Hollywood.”

The Douchebag Report would like to remind Ms. Barr that her 15 billion calories of fame have long since ended, and that her insensitivites have no place in our society. Oh yeah, and she’s a big, fat poopy-pants bitch too.