Hot Chick With Douchebag?

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This post is a likely candidate for the other popular “douchebag” site, but we’re going for the content of the story here:

A Gahanna police officer filed a $3.5 million lawsuit against the city and the police department, claiming he endured “a humiliating and intolerable working environment” after his wife appeared nude for Playboy.

Ron Fithen filed the lawsuit last week in Franklin County, 10TV’s Maureen Kocot reported. 

According to the suit, Fithen claimed that the city refused to give him paid leave to drill with the U.S. Army National Guard that was scheduled from July through December.

Brian Zets, the attorney representing Gahanna, said that the city offered to change the officer’s schedule.

“(Fithen) just said, ‘I need to be accommodated so I can fulfill my Ohio National Guard duties’ and the city said, ‘Absolutely.  Here’s what we proposed,’ and he just refused to do it,” Zets said.

Fithen also claimed that his supervisor, Deputy Chief Ken Bell, told the U.S. Army National Guard that the officer was incompetent and dishonest and would soon be terminated.

“I’m confident that Deputy Chief Bell did not say anything that was defamatory or false in any way,” Zets said.

In looking at this guy’s photo, I think the backstory is fairly obvious. First, he’s a douchebag, and a below-average looking douchebag at that. Somehow, he ended up with a hot wife. He now spends his days and nights kowtowing to the high maintenance “trophy wife” that decides to explore her artistic side a la Playboy. Despite his protest, she poses anyway, because she clearly wears the pants in the family and he’ll do anything to keep her.

Now that her photos are made public, there’s nothing left to the imagination, and he’s got nothing to lord over his fellow officers anymore. In a desparate attempt to make everything right, the officer decides to sue. Kudos to our latest douchebag to file a frivolous lawsuit.