Al Garcia: Defense Attorney, Meth Rapist
August 14, 2009 · Print This Article
Some defense lawyers are noble defenders of an accused defendant’s constitutional rights in the court of law. Others are just douchebags.
Al Garcia, last seen in the Douchebag Report unsuccessfully defending explosive intern Jennifer Nicole Anato-Mensah, has been charged with criminal sexual conduct in the third degree.
The allegations go back to last August, when a client says she showed up at Garcia’s office where pictures of Garcia with former Vice President Al Gore and President Bill Clinton hang on the wall.
She says Garcia looked like he had been partying. Then, he forced her to have sex with him. She said he boasted that he was “connected” and “plugged in.”
“Connected” and “plugged in” to what, her vagina?
The former Minneapolis City Hall insider is a douchebag among douchebags.
He was a power broker and deal maker, closely connected to then City Council President Jackie Cherryhomes, and indicted councilmember Joe Bienat among others.
But Garcia’s world started unraveling in February, when Anoka County prosecutors charged Garcia and his assistant with accepting methamphetamine as payment from a client. Those charges were dropped.
But his legal assistant, Misty Iverson, now faces federal charges of methamphetamine distribution, in which Garcia figures prominently.
Garcia is out on bail. The Minnesota Supreme Court recently placed his law license on a two-year probation for what’s described as “unethical terms in a fee agreement” and for making unauthorized charges on a client’s credit card.
Perhaps this has all been legal research on Garcia’s part. After all, he can’t really understand his clients unless he’s actually been out in the world, committing crimes.
Al is a scum bag. He doesn’t deserve to carry that last name “Garcia.” I’ve known him all of my life and his brothers and his father and cousins, aunts, uncles, the whole family. I can tell from first hand knowledge about some dog shit he has done to them like stealing his dad’s retirement money and not paying for his funeral or heasdstone. I agree that he deserves what he gets. All the time in high school he would think he was better than us because he didn’t use drugs and we did, now look at him, one of the biggest druggies there are. Dude never had no compassion for anyone, not even his family and I know them all. Fuck him and if I mispelled any words for whoever’s checking, fuck you too.
“Al Garcia no longer faces charge of witness tampering. The Hennepin County attorney’s office dropped the felony charge in the “interests of justice.” That’s the headline in the Startribune. It should read: “Illegal Prosecution Comes To An End, Prosecutors finally realize their star witness was a lying, good for nothing, check forger. I hope Garcia files charges against the Prosecutor Amy Sweazy, more look Amy Sleezy, and files a lawsuit against that piece of crap alleged victim for defamation. Finally, the system got it right.
Hey Haters!! Case dismissd bitches! Free Al Garcia!
Free Al Garcia for what to be a bigger douche bag? What good does he do for the city of Minneapolis? You People that comment to free him obviously don’t live here and its pieces of shit like him that fucked this city the way it is! Look who has come to his side Joe Biernat there is a reliable source who tried get his free pass through city hall! When a respectable individual sticks up for him I will listen till then he is still a douche bag! He is a prime example what is wrong with our justice system take the lesser charge because he knew he was fucked and get a soft 5 year sentence which he will probally serve a year in a half. Which is B.S! Minneapolis use to be a great city till these stupid liberals got a hold of this state and ruined it and he was a big supporter of them! If we didn’t have so many liberals in this state he would be frying like the bac on he is! Fuck Al Garcia and I feel you TexMex from the northside!
Hey Joe what do you do blow with Al? Nobody is a hater on here they speak of there experiences with him! 8ball AL is a hater and is a disgrace to all who are lawyers for the right reasons! I hear you on the last post!!!!!! I can’t wait to hear he has been disbarred!!!!!!! A suspension is not good enough!!!!!!
Why all you sorry chicken-shit “Anonymous” motherfuckers afraid to put yo name down! This is David Perez from the real northside, Plymouth Avenue and I say that Al ain’t shit and never was. He’s my cousin but he got that greedy whiteboy blood mixed up in him and if I ever see him again, I’m gonna beat the shit out of him for what he did to his dad. If you really know him , then you’ll know what I”m talking about. And if you checking my spelling, fuck you too. And if you offended by my words, come on down to the projects motherfucker and see wat up you fake ass “anonymous mothfuckers”!!
David Perez I know what he did to his Dad! I hope you get the opportunity to beat the shit out of him. If he did that to his dad, think what he did to people who were not related to him. He and his wife are the most dishonest passive agressive douch bags you will ever meet. Al’s wife was collecting food stamps and WIC goodies for years when Al was working….they are all a bunch of scum bags. Yeah his wife will stand by him, because she does not know any better and she learned this lesson from her mother!!! The apple does not fall far from the tree!!! His girls need therapy to survive their abusive parents…
I want to stay anonymous because I am ashamed that I knew the Garcias!
All the Garcias are not bad so dnt say GarciaS
You people wanted the Garcia daughters to say something well here you go, you people are trash talking idiots who know absolutely nothing and how fucking dare you! The videotape you are referring to shows that my father was nowhere near the drugs that MISTY took! The fact that he pled guilty does not show guilt, in fact it shows he took the the advice he always gave his clients, dont take your chance at trial and risk losing your life, if you can get a deal where you barely do any time! The witness tampering case was dismissed becuz the audio tape didnt prove shit, my dad never said to make the girl “disappear” or whatever they claimed, the jury listened to the tape twice and still saw that it didnt prove anything becuz nothing was said! My mother has NEVER had a black eye from my dad and has NEVER been on food stamps or WIC! Johanna you wanna talk shit about how u had to do a year prison, you should be fuckin thanking my dad for that after all, how much evidence against did they have and how many cases did you have against you! Dave you are ridiculous, you get on here and talk shit about my dad, I bet your ass wasnt talking shit when he kept your ass out of prison for stealing from the welfare office! My father did not blame Misty for shit even though he should and could have, he plead guilty to being there when SHE committed a crime, it was her that put him in the situation he was in and the only reason she blamed everything on him was becuz she was hurt and pissed off when my dad was charged with the sexual assault case and she felt like my dad had cheated on her, and I got that directly from her! The woman who claimed she was “raped” was a blatant liar who told a different story to every cop she talked to and did it to get her case dropped cuz the cops had her on tape committing her check forgery! Whoever the anonymous is claiming to know my family, get some of your facts straight, my grandpa does have a headstone and it was my father and NO ONE else who paid for that AND all the funeral expenses, he did not “steal” my grandpas retirement money its all still tied up in probate court genius! You people claim to be Garcia’s and talk shit about my dad and say he’s ruined the family name, thats funny considering that half of you were his first clients when he started his own practice, youre just pissed that he wouldnt do your shit for free! And furthermore, I don’t believe my dad is the first Garcia to face charges and go to jail, he is however one of the few who graduated college, made something of himself and got his family out the hood maybe to you people thats a disgrace but I am thankful everyday of my life that he did that for us! My sisters and I were raised very well, we do not need any therapy, if we were raised to be anything other than the strong, smart, loyal and independent women we are than we would not have been able to deal with everything that has been said and done to our family! We were not raised by “abusive parents” our parents sacraficed everything for us and my dad busted his ass to give us anything we wished for and he stood by us through all our mistakes and bad decisions, and now we stand by him and show him how thankful we are to have him as a father. Whenever anyone needed help who’s the first person they called? MY DAD, and now you wanna talk shit, fuck all you! My sisters, my mom and I are the ONLY ones who truly know my dad, we know his heart, we know who he is, who he was, who he could be, what he is capable of and what he is not capable of, and WE KNOW that after years of representing scum and WINNING he pissed someone off and they decided to try and destroy him. As a Garcia we were raised, by not just my father but by our grandpa and great-grandma Garcia, to be loyal to family, family sticks together through thick and thin, and that’s exactly what we have done and we will continue to do with our heads held high! I have always been proud to be a Garcia, despite all the bullshit some of you have done and I will continue to be proud to be a Garcia and proud to be the daughter of Al Garcia! Long live the chubby colorful chicano from the Northside!
PS. If anything I said made you upset with me or my family, tough shit deal with it!
Attention be advised my father didnt get a headstone for three years the cementery plot wasnt payed for, for over three years. And the money that was used to pay for it was his own. Thats all i can say about that t-bone.
Be advised my white blood is as good as any blood and DONT ever disrespect my mother again.
FACT: there was alot more money in my dads account then what we went to probate court for what is left. We went to court last week there is a grip of money that is accounted that is missing, we started a investigation with the courts for the missing funds after hearing where it went AND who spent it we refused to press charges and thats a fact jack!!!!
AS far as the white blood you dave! u cant even stand up to me fatass ,missing bigtooth bitch.WHITEPOWER dont knock the power
BE ADVISED: brother dave would you like to go bike ridin with me and boom boom and loser gets jumps FATTY
rule #1 : fattys go first
rule #2 : dont ever talk shit about my white power half of the family and thats a power you’ll never know about.
rule #3: graduate college within 30 years!
rule #4: dont talk shit over the computer you know the digits btich!
T-BONE, BOOM BOOM!!!
Alright, so I think its my turn, I have a little something to say….. well actually its a question, DOES ANYONE KNOW WHEN THE NEXT FAMILY REUNION IS BECAUSE PERSONALLY I CANT WAIT!
LOVE ANGELO
This is to apologize to Bev and Sheila. I’m sorry, none of this is intended for you…. or anyone else for that matter. It’s all about Albert. What I say is true about him… he has no compassion for his family. What about when he punched his dad’s teeth out on Knox Av. in the basement of his apartment? What do you call that? Love??
Dave, how are you even gonna bring up some nonsense between my dad and his dad that happened like 20 years ago? Clearly they moved past whatever happened otherwise I dont think my grandpa would have spent as much time with my dad and our family as he did. And if you really wanted to beat my dads ass or whatever you said, Im pretty sure you know where he’s lived or could have very easily found out, so if you really wanted to do something you coulda done that already.
Whatever issues any of you have with my dad, need to stay between y’ll. Theres is absolutely no reason to bring me, my sisters, my grandma bev, my grandma sharon or my grandpa into it, that is crossing the line and taking it to far.
Angelo, maybe you should tell us your feelings on the Vikings lol are you over that loss yet!?!
LA FAMILIA DE GARCIA’S
STOP, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. NOW IS THE TIME FOR HEALING.
I feel sorry for the author of the Garcia girls! She is obviously mislead and angry or she wouldn’t punctuate her letter with profanity! They all need therapy!
To the last comment, give her a break. Her and her family have been through a lot. I’m sure your well versed in knowing who needs therapy and who does not. Get a life.
how do you think this makes us look that in a time of hurt we turn on eachother i pray for all of us
I’m going to say that most of the people on here are complete idiots. I say this because most of the people who have posted comments obviously don’t know how to speak and/or type the English language properly and that’s a huge problem in this country. I really care less about how many dumb comments this generates, but I’m sure many will come forward.
those who know me will figureout by this statement my name
eveyone has made mistakes god is the only one we have to
answer to in the end he or she who judges shall be judged
so be careful chico
Can’t wait to go to the family reunion!
Fact: 8ball AL is in jail! This is not making a judgement statement, this is just a true statement.
Fact: your a loser!
Fact: 8ball Al is still a douche bag!
Are we all going to have a party when 8 ball Al gets out of jail?? When and where? I will bring the Chivas!
He spent his clients money thats why he was let go by the lawyers board/
the real family is so ashamed of Al.
Dear Garcia girls. You dad was a confused man his drug and drinking distroyed his life he spent his clients money. Good Luck to your sisters and mom as for the chubby northside I think its the gray hair skinny theif maybe he can be a federal jail lawyer they will love him in lock up hope he dont run into a client he set to prosion.
p.s. did you sell the cabin he stole if not I say lets have a party
Harleys ?
SUV ?
I too am sooo embarassed to say I know the Garcia’s! That is why I am also Anonymous!
http://www.startribune.com/local/89620262.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUUl
I am happy to see that the outcome was the way it should be!!
Good for Misty-She deserves happiness!!
The justice system does work at least the criminal went to jail in this situation!
I agree. I feel sorry for her that she had to endure that much pain.
I dont even know Misty, but her story was so sad with a happy ending
I hope 8 ball found all his eggs. We all miss ya thanks for the leads. MonteCarlo says hi. Misty take care and i hope you find another married man to sleep with.
Happy Easter
Yeah, but Misty had an ongoing affair with 8 ball All for years!!!!!! She knew he was married with children and would not leave his wife because he whould have to give her half of the shit he stole.
Al sounds like a badass to me.
8 ball Al is a bad ass