Ryan Jenkins Lived By Strangulation, Died By Strangulation

Ryan Jenkins (probably a lot less blue than when his body was discovered)

In an update to a recent story, douchebag reality TV star and Canadian Ryan Jenkins has added a “-suicide” to the murder of his wife Jasmine Fiore. TMZ.com reports that his body was discovered by hotel staff in British Columbia and it appears that that he hung himself.

We at the Douchebag Report can only find tragic irony that the method he chose to kill himself was the same that he used to murder his wife: asphyxiation.

It is unclear what Jenkins hung himself with, but the word at DouchebagReport.com is that cable is the way to go.