A Wallet Full of Game

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Rickey A. Kempter, a 50-year-old douchebag hailing from Cheyenne, Wyoming was picked up by authorities after printing phony $50 bills he intended to give to an exotic dancer. According to authorities:

Federal prosecutors say Kempter hired a[sic] the exotic dancer for a private dance at the Lariat Motel, and Kempter and the dancer shared a taxi to the location. The taxi driver called police after they arrived, saying Kempter asked him to hold a roll of $50 bills and he noticed that they looked odd and were not cut evenly.

According to court documents, Kempter told investigators that he made the bills on a printer in his home, but said he planned to go home and get real money to pay the dancer.

If convicted, Kempter faces up to 20 years in prison.