Inmate Sues Michael Vick for $63 Billion

In this handwritten court complaint citing “theft and abuse” of animals, South Carolina prison inmate Jonathan Lee Riches is seeking $63 billion in compensation from Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick, who faces charges stemming from illegal dogfighting operations in Richmond, Virginia.  According to the Riches complaint:

“Plaintiff [Riches] seeks 63,000,000,000.00 Billion dollars backed by gold and silver delivered by “UPS” United States Parcel Service to the front gates of Fcl  Williamsburg, Salters, S.C., collected from Defendant Michael Vick.”

Had enough yet? The complaint continues:

“On April 20th, 2007, Mr. Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from my residence in Holiday, Florida, and used them for dog fighting throught the Richmond area … Mr. Vick sold my dogs on EBay Auction, and used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran Government.

• On Feb 10th, 2007 Michael Vick plead allegiance to Al-Qaeda
• Michael Vick subjected me to microwave testing
• Michael Vick used drugs in school zones
• Michael Vick is in the business of illegal steroids”

Sorry Roy Pearson, you don’t hold a candle to this guy… maybe he’ll buy you a pair of pants if the court rules in his favor. Here is the full FoxNews coverage of the suit.