Ladies Man

Hey ladies, what’s your sign? My name is Daniel Gertz, and I’m a 37 year old from Los Angeles. Did I mention that you look *great*?  Here, would you mind looking the other way while I get you a drink? Ahh, there you go… I *know* we’re gonna get along just fine…

This is how one could envision Mr. Gertz’s next 20,000 pickup lines, as he was found in possession of 3 gallons of the ‘date-rape drug’ GHB — enough for approximately 20,000 doses.  California Highway Patrol authorities said Gertz was transporting the drug to a party in San Franciso when he was stopped Wednesday for speeding.

Douchebag. Oh yeah, full story here.