Reality Impaired Sheehan Rants Again

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Sometimes it’s hard not to feel sorry for Cindy Sheehan. She is, after all, a grieving mother. However, it’s hard to maintain a modicum of sympathy for an individual that rants on and on like an elderly man who was served cold soup. 

In yet another signature rant, Sheehan has disposed of English 101 writing skills in efforts of exploring how many anti-American, anti-Bush, hate-filled personal attacks may be compiled into one “essay.”  

Sheehan’s latest delusional discourse, titled ‘Dead Wrong’ may be found on Michael Moore’s website (shocker!) as a ‘Must Read’ item. Acting as learned book critic, Sheehan begins:

“A new book called Dead Certain by Robert Draper of GQ magazine was just published. I haven’t read it yet and I don’t know when I will have the time or the intestinal fortitude to read an account of the presidential life of the person who was responsible for the death of my oldest child, Casey, but I have seen reports and read excerpts from it. I cannot profess complete knowledge about it…”

This is akin to saying: “I cannot profess complete knowledge about tofu, but I know it sucks.” In that spirit, I cannot profess a personal relationship with Cindy Sheehan, but I know SHE sucks.

“The excerpts that I have read from the book makes it seem that Georgie is a lonely little boy playing President and sometimes he feels like he is slipping into ‘self-pity’ but his Stepford-Bush wife, Laura, reminds him that he asked for the job.”

Touche. The excerpts that I have read from this essay make it seem ‘Sheehag’ is a lonely old bag, blinded by hate, and therefore unable to convey a single cogent, coherent thought. In my personal estimation, it is just a matter of time before Cindy Sheehan is able to profess personal knowledge of straight jackets and ball gags.

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