He’ll Turn Up Hsu-ooner Or Later
September 6, 2007 · Print This Article
Democratic “Dirty Donor” Norman Hsu has failed to appear in court for a bail reduction hearing. As a result, Superior (Hsuperior?) Court Judge Robert D. Foiles has issued a new bench warrant for Hsu’s arrest. If found, Hsu would be held without bail.
Hat tip to Michelle Malkin for play-by-play coverage of Hsu’s most recent disappearance, and for highlighting Hsu’s dubious campaign contributions (along with some clever derivations on the ‘Hsu’ name).
In that spirit, it’s time for a shameless contest (ploy) to attract reader comments. Have a clever phrase or headline involving the good Hsu name? Post it here…
Think the judge was Hsuprised when he skipped bail? I wonder if he’ll be using a Hsudonym while he’s on the lam. Whatever happens, this dude is a flight risk and needs heavy Hsupervision.
What am I ‘hsu’posed to think about the honesty and integrity of Democrats who take money from this guy?
Flight risk. They need to hsuperglue him to his cell.
Hsu eee!! Hsu eee!! Yes, Hillary, I am not calling you. Return all the money.
There aren’t enough Hsu-perlatives to describe how crooked this dude is.
Oh no… it appears to be a hsuicide attempt:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/09/07/MN9OS10B5.DTL