There Is A Treatment For Douchebaggery?

Posted by: Tristan

Spectacularly self-destructive Congressman Anthony Weiner announced that he is seeking treatment for his condition. Here at The Douchebag Report, we pride ourselves on knowing everything douchebag, but we were unaware that there was a treatment available to cure someone of being a douchebag, save death.

The best response to a douchebag is isolation, so they can’t do any more damage to the general public. Oddly enough, we find Nancy Pelosi in complete agreement with us on the matter.

“Congressman Weiner has the love of his family, the confidence of his constituents, and the recognition that he needs help. I urge Congressman Weiner to seek that help without the pressures of being a Member of Congress,” Pelosi said.

Naturally, when we discovered that we were in agreement with Nancy Pelosi, we felt the need to re-examine our position, but it appears that we are in a moment when the broken clock is correct.