Take Your Kids To Work Day

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Alternate headline: Mother, F’er 

If you’re a crack-smoking prostitute, heed this advice: Don’t take your kids “to the office.” Our latest Douchebag, Wendy Clark, is a 37-year-old mother of two, who was arrested in a Schnectady, NY prostitution sting.

The police report, as recounted in this WNYT-Albany article offers a full array of this Mother of the Year’s activities:

“While the two kids were in the car, through our investigation we learned that she performed oral sex on at least two johns, again while her 5-year-old was awake in the back seat”

“Also over the course of the evening she smoked crack cocacine on 10 to 12 occasions over the course of the night, again with her children in the back seat.”

“Cook even snorted cocaine off the baby’s stomach as she was breastfeeding.”

Want more? Check out this Breitbart video.