Heath Ledger Jokes
February 1, 2008 · Print This Article
It can be said that the media storm that resulted from the death of actor Heath Ledger was manufactured largely due to his role as a gay cowboy in that abbhoration of a film Brokeback Mountain. He sucked as an actor, Brokeback sucked as a movie, which is why it sucked in the box office. In that spirit, here are some tasteless Heath Ledger jokes. It’s never too soon…
Q:Why did Heath Ledger OD on pills, rather than jumping from Mary Kate’s apartment window?
A: Because America didn’t want to see another brokeback
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Q: What is 2 years old and starving?
A: Heath Ledger’s daughter.
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Q: What do Jake Gyllenhall’s rectum and a handful of Valium have in common?
A: They both got popped by Heath Ledger.
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The sad thing is that Heath’s death just spoiled the ending of the upcoming Batman movie. We’ve now learned that Batman returns, the Joker does not.
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His latest role was in the the film, “I’m not there.” I guess that applies to all of his future film roles as well.
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He was supposed to have a massage in his apartment that day. From the looks of things, he didn’t get the happy ending.
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Q: What is the difference between Heath Ledger and a turnstile?
A: A turnstile only takes one at a time.
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sick. sick. sick. i f’ing love it. keep up the good work guys.
…and how’d you do the douchebag tv logo?
What would Heath Ledger be doing if he were alive today?
Scratching his coffin lid.
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Heath Ledger?
Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon, and Heath Ledger is dead.
U ALL WILL PAY FOR WHAT U WROTE! HOW RUDE CAN U BE.. EVEN THE DEAD CANT GET RESPECT! GUESS U REALLY R A DOUCHEBAG, EVEN WORSE…DICKBAG MORE LIKE IT! I CAN GO ON AND ON. BUT I WONT. SIMPLY PUT, U R THE ASSHOLE NOT HEATH LEDGER. HE WAS GORGEOUS AND TALENTED AND U R PROBLY SOME FAT GUY POUNDING AWAY AT HIS COMP. W/ NOTHING ELSE TO DO EXCEPT BASH PPL. THE JJJJOOOOKKKKEEEE WILL BE ON YOU ONE OF THESE DAYS…
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