Chris Matthews Humps Obama’s Leg
February 13, 2008 · Print This Article
Hardly a month ago, MSNBC’s Chris Matthews nauseated television viewers with a winding, bloviating, and grossly unnecessary ode to Hillary Clinton:
“Yes, Hillary Clinton won tremendous respect from the country for the way she handled the difficult months in 1998. Her public approval numbers spiked from the mid-40s up to the 70s in one poll I looked at. Why? Because she stuck to her duty. She performed strongly as First Lady. She did such a whale of a job campaigning for Senate candidates, especially Chuck Schumer of New York, that she was urged to run for a Senate seat there herself. She might have well have gotten that far by another route and through different circumstances, but this is how it happened.”
In an unsettling turn of events, Chris Matthews has confessed that he is no longer a breast man. Indeed, he’s a leg man:
“I have to tell you, you know, it’s part of reporting this case, this election, the feeling most people get when they hear Barack Obama’s speech. My, I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don’t have that too often. No, seriously. It’s a dramatic event. He speaks about America in a way that has nothing to do with politics. It has to do with the feeling we have about our country. And that is an objective assessment.”
My objective assessment is that Chris Matthews is creepy.
While this dialog is disturbing enough, we can all appreciate the fact that Matthews held back any further description of this Freudian revelation. MSNBC would quickly discover that V-Chips have blocked subsequent election coverage in fear of soft-core porn banter. Scores of Liberals would be devoid of feeling-fueled, pointless rhetoric, and “Hardball” would take on an entirely new meaning.
Alas, we can be appreciative of the fact that Chris Matthews was not present at Martin Luther King’s impassioned “I Have A Dream” speech. Otherwise, he may have left a stain.
One thing is for certain: We as a nation need pay attention to thrills and other things running up our legs. Such a feeling may have led Sen. Larry Craig to do his infamous little bathroom stall tap dance. Food for thought…
Oh, and Chris? Take some Mirapex and shut up.
Source: NewsBusters – Chris Matthews Apologizes to Hillary Clinton
Source: Hot Air – Video: Chris Matthews gets a “thrill up his leg”
This chris matthews is such an idiot-I guess any black man can go give a speech and he’ll have a thrill up his leg-Obama is trying to make his life something it wasn’t. Where is your white grandmother??? Wake up people and again, Chris matthews is an idiot.