Duct Tape Douchebag

If you want to rob a liquor store but find yourself without a mask, just stop by your local Home Depot and pick up a role of duct tape. Wrap liberally around your face and then demand some cash. That’s exactly what Kasey Kazee did, and then got caught:

Employees at the Shamrock Liquors in Ashland reportedly laughed when the duct tape-wrapped bandit entered the store and demanded money. After the robbery, the store manager and employee tackled the man in a nearby parking lot and held him for police, Local 6 reported.

The culprit, who police identified as Kasey Kazee, denied robbing the store even though police snapped photos showing him wrapped in duct tape and then snapped photos showing his face without the tape.

Reporters interviewed Kazee in jail after the crime.

“Look at me,” Kazee said. “Do I look like the duct-tape bandit, baby? I’m not no duct-tape bandit. Live one-on-one in Ashland, Kentucky, you know this is not me. Now look. Do the math and do the homework.”

Store employee Craig Miller said Kazee reminded him of the “Cornholio” character from the “Beavis and Butthead” cartoon, WSAZ reported.

For a laugh, you should check out the video of the culprit here.

Source: Local6.com - Police: Man Wraps Head In Duct Tape For Robbery Disguise