We’re Back

We’re Back.
Welcome to the new and improved Douchebag Report! As you can see, we’re back… and back with a vengeance. 
We took a brief hiatus to restyle the site and provide our loyal readers with many exciting new features and a look that will further empower our fight against insanity. We thank you for sticking with us, and look forward to providing you with only the finest of douchebags that our warming… no wait… cooling… no wait… warming… earth has to offer. 
Yep. Our last post was February 22nd. My, how time flies. We apologize for leaving you  hanging for that long. But, rest assured that global warming is still a lie, Hillary Clinton is still a crooked bitch, “change” in America is still a euphemism for political inefficacy and inexperience, Sen. Larry Craig is still gay, Cindy Sheehan  still needs a sedative that hasn’t been developed yet, the mainstream media continues to discredit itself with reckless abandon, and most importantly, our first Douchebag, FORMER Judge Roy L. Pearson STILL doesn’t have his pants. 
We invite you to check out all of the new corners of Douchebag Report. We invite you to tell us what you think about our new look-and-feel. As always, we invite you to submit any douchebags that deserve global exposure. Welcome back, and by all means,  keep your pants on… 
- Ed.