Judge Pearson - No Pants, New Suit.

It’s always a cause for celebration when The Douchebag Report’s very FIRST Douchebag makes headlines again… It seems that *Former* Judge Roy L. Pearson is holding true to the old axiom “once a doucehbag, always a douchebag.” In his latest frivolous lawsuit, he contends that he was wrongfully dismissed from his job as an administrative law judge (not that it had anything to do with making a mockery of the due process of law):

A former judge who lost a $54 million lawsuit against a dry cleaner over a missing pair of pants is suing to get his job back and at least $1 million in damages.In the suit filed in federal court, Roy Pearson he was wrongfully dismissed for exposing corruption within the Office of Administrative Hearings, the department where he worked. In court documents, Pearson said he was protected as a whistle-blower and that the city used the fact that he was being “vilified in the media” to cut him out of his job.In a response to a Freedom of Information Act request from The Associated Press, the city’s general counsel wrote that Pearson’s term as an administrative law judge expired in May 2007, and the D.C. Commission on Selection and Tenure of Administrative Law Judges voted not to reappoint him.Pearson’s lawsuit in D.C. Superior Court claimed Custom Cleaners did not live up to Pearson’s expectations of “Satisfaction Guaranteed,” as advertised in store windows. Initially, Pearson calculated his losses at $67 million but lowered his request to $54 million.

Poor Pearson… No job. Still no pants. Will someone please shut this douchebag up?

Source: NBC4 - Former Judge Who Lost $54M Pants Suit Sues To Get Job Back