You Had Me At ‘Waaah’

Take that, Dick Durbin! When interrogators aren’t forcing Guantanamo Bay detainees to play with deflated basket balls, listen to rap music, and forced to eat repetitive meals, they’re making little boys cry. A video released to the public shows then 15-year-old Omar Khadr, crying for his mother, while reciting other teenage anthems such as “you don’t care about me.” What separates this young douchebag from the other teenagers is that he is accused of throwing a hand grenade that killed a U.S. soldier during a battle in Afghanistan.

Well, Mr. Durbin… so much for your Nazi prison camp and Pol Pot references, huh? Interrogators are accused of talking harshly and bringing tears to the eyes of a prisoner? Oh the humanity! If you’re old enough to kill a soldier, you’re certainly old enough to face interrogation, and, well cry if you have to… cry if you have to… cry if you have to… you would cry too if it happened to you.

Douchebag.