World’s Greatest Douchebag

 

When you’re cruising for a little action, you must remember to dress to impress. So, when you’re a creepy old redneck looking to seduce a 14-year-old girl, what does one wear? To field this question, we’ll call upon creepy old redneck Daniel Allen Everett, of Pontiac, Michigan:

 

PONTIAC, Mich. —  A Michigan man has pleaded guilty to sex abuse after being accused of wearing a “World’s Greatest Dad” shirt to meet for sex with someone he thought was a 14-year-old-girl.

 

Thirty-three-year-old Daniel Allen Everett pleaded guilty Thursday in Oakland County Circuit Court to child sexual abuse and using the Internet to attempt child sexual abuse.

Sentencing is scheduled for Aug. 21. Messages seeking comment were left for defense attorney Deborah McKelvy.

 

Authorities have not confirmed whether Everett has children.

Attempting to have sex with a 14-year-old girl? May not have kids? Well, damn, Everett may just not be the world’s greatest dad after all…