Teen Taints Salad Dressing With Sperm
May 24, 2007 · Print This Article
17-year-old douchebag Marco Castro was ordered to pay a $750 fine and perform 120 hours of community service after pleading guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct. The crime? Mr. Castro “admitted taking a bottle of ranch salad dressing from the school cafeteria to the bathroom, and ejaculating into it, and then returning it to the cafeteria where juniors and seniors eat lunch.” Read the full St. Louis Dispatch article here.
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