Obama Scores Hollywood Has-Been Vote

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The October non-surprise is that self-important, attention-starved Hollywood has-beens are turning out in record numbers in support of Obama. In a seemingly desperate attempt to resurrect their ailing careers, douchebags Ron Howard, Andy Griffith, and Henry Winkler are featured in a video posted on the ironically named FunnyOrDie.com website. Considering the name of the website, and the content of the video, I think we have three key additions to the Celebrity Death Pool. Alas, I’ll let you be the judge:

 

 

In a video posted Thursday on Funnyordie.com, the actor-turned-director reprises his role on “The Andy Griffith Show” as a way to rally support for Barack Obama.

While speaking into the camera, Howard has his beard shaved, dons a youthful red wig and puts on the kind of outfit he would have only worn as Opie Taylor in the `60s.

“I’ve never done this before and I hope never to do it again, but I guess you could say I’m feeling pretty desperate these days,” explains Howard. “So as a demonstration of my sincerity, this is for you America.”

Then, in black-and-white, Howard sits down in the woods to talk to “Pa”: Andy Griffith. Griffith advises Howard-as-Opie that he’ll be able to vote someday, so long as he eludes the butterfly ballot.

That’s not the only old TV show revisited by Howard, who years ago traded child stardom for directing movies like “A Beautiful Mind” and this fall’s “Frost/Nixon.”

Another wardrobe change prepares him to step back into “Happy Days,” the beloved show that ran from 1974-1984 in which Howard played Richie Cunningham.

Standing in front of a vintage car and clad in a leather jacket is Henry Winkler, once again with the unmistakable coif _ and greaser demeanor _ of the Fonze. Winkler, still having some trouble with his pronunciation, tells Howard this election is everyone’s chance to right a wr-wr-wrong.

Stepping back out of character, Howard says he, Griffith and Winkler returned to their television roots to urge support for Obama and “really think through this important election.”

Ack! What the hell is that crap? Regardless of content, Ron Howard looks like a child molester.