Past Obama to Present Obama: You Aren’t Ready Yet

Posted by: Tristan

Like Golem getting closer the Ring, Barack Obama has become less rational,  more fixated and more of a douchebag the closer he has gotten to the White House.  In 2004, Obama dismissed a 2008 Presidential on the grounds that he wouldn’t be experienced enough.  "I am a believer in knowing what you are doing when you apply for a job."

Fast-forward four years and Obama has had the epiphany that applying for the job is all the experience one really needs to become President.