Douchebag Trusts Family to Obama, Kills Self

Posted by: Tristan

An El Paso man who jumped 60 feet to his death on I-10 left a note for Barack Obama.

Police confirmed that the man left behind a note that read, “Obama take care of my family.”

While Douchebag Report may not frown upon douchebags who decide to off themselves, this incident was not victimless.

“Three units were tied up for three hours (and) four lanes of I-10 were turned into two lanes during rush hour,” Petry said. “When something like that happens in that location, we have to ensure the public’s safety so they can continue to navigate the roads safely.”