Douchebag Senator Has Finished Bait, Prepares Switch

Posted by: Tristan

Having worked up the country’s voters expectations of what a President is capable of in an attempt to buy their votes, Democrat Presidential candidate Barack Obama is now preparing to attempt the Hug ‘n Roll Maneuver, as he plans to spend the afterglow of his Presidential election changing the tone of his campaign.

What started as  “Change We Can Believe In” and became “The Change We Need”, may end up as “Eat This Sh*t Sandwich”.

Barack Obama’s senior advisers have drawn up plans to lower expectations for his presidency if he wins next week’s election, amid concerns that many of his euphoric supporters are harbouring unrealistic hopes of what he can achieve.

The sudden financial crisis and the prospect of a deep and painful recession have increased the urgency inside the Obama team to bring people down to earth, after a campaign in which his soaring rhetoric and promises of “hope” and “change” are now confronted with the reality of a stricken economy.

One senior adviser told The Times that the first few weeks of the transition, immediately after the election, were critical, “so there’s not a vast mood swing from exhilaration and euphoria to despair”.