Douchebag Governor Gets Lucky (For Free)

Posted by: Tristan

Remember Elliot Spitzer?  He was the Democrat governor of New York who was so liberal that he allowed himself to be caught soliciting prostitutes so a blind, black man could take his office. It looks like Spitzer has avoided prosecution.

U.S. Attorney Michael Garcia said investigators found no evidence that Spitzer or his office misused public or campaign funds for prostitution. Investigators found that Spitzer solicited high-priced call girls, but federal prosecutors typically do not prosecute clients of prostitution rings.

Spitzer was plenty grateful.

“I appreciate the impartiality and thoroughness of the investigation by the U.S. Attorney’s Office, and I acknowledge and accept responsibility for the conduct it disclosed,” he said. “I resigned my position as Governor because I recognized that conduct was unworthy of an elected official. I once again apologize for my actions.”

So it was after Spitzer got caught that he recognized that soliciting high-priced call girls was “unworthy of an elected official”?  One would think that a former New York Attorney General would know…the law.

Here’s a gratuitous video of Ashley Alexandra Dupre, Spitzer’s call girl.