Tim Robbins Doesn’t Know How To Vote

Posted by: Tristan

Actor, ultra-liberal activist and all-around douchebag Tim Robbins had a hard time voting on Election Day, as he went to the wrong polling location.

According to a letter from the board to the actor, Robbins should have voted at Andrew Heskell Library, located at 40 West 20th Street. Instead, Robbins and his partner, Susan Sarandon, went to the McBurney YMCA, located at 125 West 14th Street.

The letter explained, in the clearest terms possible, that Robbins was being a douchebag.

”[It] would appear, based upon a review of your voter registration history, that your voting experience was less than positive because you simply went to the wrong poll site,” a letter from Gregory Soumas of the Board of Elections wrote in the letter.

Robbins, however, disagrees that he could have possibly been in error.

“I voted at my regular polling place on 14th Street in November of 2004 and 2006 and have witnesses to that,” Robbins told Access. “I have a copy of my voter registration which clearly shows my home address. A poll worker checked and my name was there on the rolls for the primaries this year. Something doesn’t jive with the actions of the Board of Elections. For no good reason, they chose to take this active voter off the voting rolls.”

That’s right, the Board of Elections was conspiring to stop Tim Robbins from voting.  Fortunately for America, Robbins was able to bring his wealth and power to bear.

“I had to get a court order from a state Supreme Court judge on Election Day to be able to cast my ballot,” he told Access.

In true Hollywood style, it’s likely that this story will have a sequel.

“This is further outrage that the Board of Elections has today sent my voter records with my address and personal information to hundreds of news sources when they could have cleared this up,” he said. “It’s an invasion of privacy and further insult. I will be seeking legal advice and may take legal action.”