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		<title>Farrakhan Blows It Out His Ass Again&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/1509</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 21:28:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s see&#8230; On the death of Michael Jackson, we&#8217;ve heard from&#8230; Al Sharpton (check!). Jesse Jacskson (check!). Who are we missing? Oh yeah&#8230; Louis Farrakhan. Ah, shit! Here we go:
Citing it as part of a conspiracy to undermine Jackson, Farrakhan said the lawyer told him Jackson had agreed to do 10 concerts but had been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TXEN Partners: If They Can&#8217;t Scam You, They&#8217;ll Have You Thrown In Jail</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/1459</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 00:06:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The field of extended automotive warranties is full of douchebags out to scam you out of your hard-earned money, but TXEN Partners takes its douchebaggery to a level above and beyond its scum-sucking peers.
One would suspect that something was up when then Missouri Attorney General (now Governor) Jay Nixon filed lawsuits against Service Protection Direct, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Adolf Hitler: One-Balled Douchebag</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/1083</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:17:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ After years of speculation, more evidence has come forward that Adolf Hitler only had one testicle.
AN extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what the world long suspected: Hitler only had one ball.
War veteran Johan Jambor made the revelation to a priest in the 1960s, who wrote it down.
Johan Jambor was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Three More Jihadis Sent To Paradise</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/928</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 22:41:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Indonesia sent the three Islamic militants responsible for the 2002 Bali bombings, Imam Samudra, 38, Amrozi Nurhasyim, 47, and Ali Ghufron (Mukhlas), 48, to a firing squad at midnight local time Saturday.
Douchebag Report is just a little confused as to why the BBC put quotes in its headline.
Indonesia &#8216;executes&#8217; Bali bombers
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		<title>Douchebag Presidential Candidate Vows Arbitrary Economic Destruction</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/848</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:26:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ What happens in San Francisco, stays in San Francisco&#8230;or so Barack Obama may have believed.  First, it was a closed fundraiser where Obama made his famous quote about bitter people clinging to their guns and religion. Now another unguarded comment from San Francisco unveils Obama&#8217;s plan to bankrupt the coal industry.

Given the support for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No One Left To Lie To</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/741</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 05:54:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What was once just the title of a Christopher Hitchens book about the Clinton family, is now a fitting description for Joe Biden&#8217;s media campaign.  Douchebag Report has already reported that Joe Biden has banished one Florida TV stations from further interviews with the Obama-Biden campaign for asking&#8230;questions a real journalist might ask of a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NY Times Rejects McCain Editorial</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/561</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 22:41:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hooray for liberal media bias! David Shipley, New York Times Op-Ed Editor and former Clinton speechwriter, has rejected an editorial piece drafted by Republican presidential candidate John McCain. The piece was to counter an article penned by Barack Obama, titled &#8220;My Plan for Iraq,&#8221; which the paper had published last week.
Here is the McCain editorial [...]]]></description>
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