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	<title>Douchebag Report(tm) &#187; Joe Douchebags</title>
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		<title>Why Would Anyone Want To Marry Anthony Hardwick?</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/2268</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 07:13:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Change.org]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Say what you will about the #Occupy movements, they have brought all the self-righteous douchebags out of the woodwork for everyone to see. Normally such individuals would keep their musings to the comment sections of Huffington Post and Democratic Underground. Now, they’re out in the open, letting everyone know how entitled they really feel.
We all know [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pedro DeAlmeida: Douchebag Chiropractor</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/2234</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Sep 2011 00:05:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently Pedro DeAlmeida, an East Providence chiropractic physician, specializes in straightening his own bone instead of his patients&#8217;. DeAlmeida just had his license suspended for a rather bizarre incident involving an 18-year old female patient.

According to documents from HEALTH, on August 27, DeAlmeida saw the patient for neck pain in a private examination room. &#8220;The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Egg Him On&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/2165</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 18:53:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[JACKSON, KY &#8211; Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the trailer park, another story of fine southun&#8217; hospitality takes to the Internet:
A row over how his eggs had been cooked for breakfast is thought to have led  a man to kill his wife, stepdaughter and three neighbours.
Stanley Neace went [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Eco-Douchebag Terrorizes Discovery Channel</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/2155</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 20:18:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Joe Douchebags]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Silver Spring, MD &#8211; Montgomery County Police and other area law enforcement agencies have responded to reports of a gunman with an explosive affixed to his chest at Discovery Communications headquarters.
Police have identified the gunman as eco-terrorist douchebag James Jay Lee, a disturbed individual with a history of protesting Discovery over programming and other non-sensical [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Wallet Full of Game</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/1854</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 23:10:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rickey A. Kempter, a 50-year-old douchebag hailing from Cheyenne, Wyoming was picked up by authorities after printing phony $50 bills he intended to give to an exotic dancer. According to authorities:
Federal prosecutors say Kempter hired a[sic] the exotic dancer for a private dance at the Lariat Motel, and Kempter and the dancer shared a taxi to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best Buy Stands By Its Shoplifters</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/1711</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 06:31:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jared Bergstreser, 20, and Colin Trapp, 23, were working their way through college at the Broomfield, Colorado Best Buy, at least until they violated the company’s “Please Steal Our Stuff” policy by tackling a shoplifter.
&#8220;A gentleman came by us in a red shirt with a bunch of product in his hand. It was pretty obvious [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stephen Sahady Jr. &#8220;Is Like&#8221; A Child Pornographer</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/1703</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 20:34:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you’re a married man making videos of yourself having sex with a fourteen year old girl, quite possibly the only thing you can do to further incriminate yourself is to say &#8220;Now this is like child porn and corrupting minors.&#8221;
According to an affidavit, that’s exactly what Evans City, PA resident, Stephen Sahady Jr., 25, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Anthony J. Peters: &#8220;Knucklehead&#8221; With A Pipe (now with actual photo)</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/1690</link>
		<comments>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/1690#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 02:37:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Joe Douchebags]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[17th St.]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[John Barrett]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[HT to Pauly J for finding this douchebag&#8217;s MySpace page here.
Anthony J. Peters scored the douchebag  lottery Saturday.  Normally, a loser like himself wouldn’t meet anyone in government higher than the local prosecutor.  Peters got to meet Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett…and used the opportunity beat the mayor severely with a metal pipe.
20-year old Peters was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Al Garcia: Defense Attorney, Meth Rapist</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/1652</link>
		<comments>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/1652#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 17:07:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Al Garcia]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[City Council President Jackie Cherryhomes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some defense lawyers are noble defenders of an accused defendant’s constitutional rights in the court of law.  Others are just douchebags.
Al Garcia, last seen in the Douchebag Report unsuccessfully defending explosive intern Jennifer Nicole Anato-Mensah, has been charged with criminal sexual conduct in the third degree.
The allegations go back to last August, when a client [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hot Chick With Douchebag?</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/1644</link>
		<comments>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/1644#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 21:31:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Joe Douchebags]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This post is a likely candidate for the other popular &#8220;douchebag&#8221; site, but we&#8217;re going for the content of the story here:
A Gahanna police officer filed a $3.5 million lawsuit against the city and the police department, claiming he endured &#8220;a humiliating and intolerable working environment&#8221; after his wife appeared nude for Playboy.
Ron Fithen filed [...]]]></description>
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