Obama Solves More Problems (over beer)

We came across this video today, and it’s well worth the watch:

Kudos to LandlineTV!

Submission Forms Fixed

Hello, loyal readers. You may have recently noticed the surprising lack of submit forms in a number of areas on the site, including “submit a douchebag,” “submit a douchebite,” “tell us,” and “contact us.” Well, we noticed this problem too and fixed it (sorry.) So… feel free to submit away once again…

Ed.

Douchebags Lead Many Law Firms, Consultant Says

Douchebag Report doesn’t know a more accurate definition for a douchebag than “a narcissist with a big ego”.  If you think that most lawyers are douchebags, you should meet their bosses.

Narcissists who like to exert control and reject collaborative decision-making are leading many large law firms through major changes, according to a consultant and Altman Weil.

“Narcissistic leaders are distinguished by their big ideas, big personalities, big egos and general indifference to the opinions of others,” consultant Douglas Richardson writes in an Altman Weil publication. “They resolutely reject the status quo, thus affronting all those tied to tradition and cautious about change. They want to reshape the world to their vision. They don’t much care if others label them vain and self-centered; they count on the power of their vision and their personal charisma to drive them to the top during periods of great upheaval or change. Their style is at best despotic, and often coercive.”

So True

Liberal hypocrisy in convenient cartoon form:

Joe Biden: Every Possible Mistake

We’ve released another Douchebag Report original video slideshow. This latest slideshow features our favorite quotes and gaffes made by vice-presidential candidate Joe Biden. Enjoy!

Beijing 2008 Olympics Logo

Here’s a clever strip that was sent in to us (hat tip to reader S.T.). It seemed appropriate enough to share. We’d gladly credit the source if we could find it:

 

Happy Fourth of July

The editors of The Douchebag Report wish everyone a safe and happy 4th of July. We sincerely hope that you discount the discount the self-loathing ramblings of Philidelphia Inquirer journalist Chris Satullo and go out and light candles, enjoy fireworks, and sing a patriotic hymn this weekend.

Now take a moment and enjoy the Muppets Variation of Stars and Stripes Forever:

“Business” Class?

What happens if you’re aboard a coast-to-coast flight and a flight attendant complains that her seat jump seat is uncomfortable? If you’re flying JetBlue, you may just find yourself upgraded to the bathroom, so the flight attendant can sit in YOUR seat:

A New York City man is suing JetBlue Airways Corp. for more than $2 million because he says a pilot made him give up his seat to a flight attendant and sit on the toilet for more than three hours on a flight from California.
Gokhan Mutlu, of Manhattan’s Inwood section, says in court papers the pilot told him to “go ‘hang out’ in the bathroom” about 90 minutes into the San Diego to New York flight because the flight attendant complained that the “jump seat” she was assigned was uncomfortable, the lawsuit said.
Mutlu was traveling on a a “buddy pass,” a standby travel voucher that JetBlue employees give to friends, from New York to San Diego on Feb. 16, and returned to New York on Feb. 23, the lawsuit said.

Initially, Mutlu was told a flight attendant had taken the last seat on the plane, but then he was advised she would sit in the employee “jump seat,” meaning he could have the last seat, the lawsuit said.

The pilot told him 1 1/2 hours into the five-hour flight that he would have to relinquish the seat to the flight attendant, court papers say. But the pilot said that Mutlu could not sit in the jump seat because only JetBlue employees were permitted to sit there, the lawsuit said.

When Mutlu expressed reluctance to go sit in the bathroom, the pilot, who was not named in the lawsuit, told him that “he was the pilot, that this was his plane, under his command that (Mutlu) should be grateful for being on board,” the lawsuit said.

Source: Breitbart – Man says JetBlue made him sit on toilet

We’re Back

We’re Back.
Welcome to the new and improved Douchebag Report! As you can see, we’re back… and back with a vengeance. 
We took a brief hiatus to restyle the site and provide our loyal readers with many exciting new features and a look that will further empower our fight against insanity. We thank you for sticking with us, and look forward to providing you with only the finest of douchebags that our warming… no wait… cooling… no wait… warming… earth has to offer. 
Yep. Our last post was February 22nd. My, how time flies. We apologize for leaving you  hanging for that long. But, rest assured that global warming is still a lie, Hillary Clinton is still a crooked bitch, “change” in America is still a euphemism for political inefficacy and inexperience, Sen. Larry Craig is still gay, Cindy Sheehan  still needs a sedative that hasn’t been developed yet, the mainstream media continues to discredit itself with reckless abandon, and most importantly, our first Douchebag, FORMER Judge Roy L. Pearson STILL doesn’t have his pants. 
We invite you to check out all of the new corners of Douchebag Report. We invite you to tell us what you think about our new look-and-feel. As always, we invite you to submit any douchebags that deserve global exposure. Welcome back, and by all means,  keep your pants on… 
- Ed.

Happy New Year

Wishing you and yours a happy, healthy, and prosperous 2008!

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