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		<title>There Is A Treatment For Douchebaggery?</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/2215</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jun 2011 20:16:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Anthony Weiner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nancy Pelosi]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Spectacularly self-destructive Congressman Anthony Weiner announced that he is seeking treatment for his condition. Here at The Douchebag Report, we pride ourselves on knowing everything douchebag, but we were unaware that there was a treatment available to cure someone of being a douchebag, save death.
The best response to a douchebag is isolation, so they can&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Excuse me Mr. President&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/2160</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 18:43:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;does this belong to you?
Excerpt from Yahoo News:
Police briefly evacuated part of the Capitol building Monday after a powdery  substance was found in the visitors&#8217; gallery overlooking the House chamber.
Capital Police spokeswoman Kimberly Schneider said the gallery and surrounding areas  were cleared &#8220;out of an abundance of caution&#8221; while police investigated the  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Barney Frank Criticizes Filibuster, Does Geico Commercial</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/1993</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 03:49:36 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA), suggested that the Senate abandon the filibuster in a recent interview heard on Air America.
In the interview, Frank said &#8220;It&#8217;s time to shut it down . . . God didn&#8217;t create the filibuster, it&#8217;s part of the Senate rules.&#8221;
Interesting. What would Rep. Frank have said if Ted Kennedy&#8217;s old seat had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Deploys Retired Schoolteacher To Thwart Pay Czar Wrath</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/1885</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 10:16:46 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[BOSTON &#8212; Salary and general public approval at risk, President Barack Obama fought Sunday to save his executive compensation package. The $400,000 per annum deal, approved by Congress and then-President Bill Clinton in 1999, is now under the strict scrutiny of pay czar Kenneth Feinberg.
Ambitious Obama appointee Feinberg had months earlier stated that he had &#8220;broad and &#8217;binding&#8217; authority over executive compensation, including [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marcia, Marcia, Marcia</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/1889</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 06:03:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[George W. Bush]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marcia Coakley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Martha Coakley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Massachusetts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Patrick Kennedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Senate Race]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Senator Scott Brown]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[US Representative Patrick Kennedy (D-RI) was at a political rally attended by President Barack Obama on Sunday in a political race to determine who will replace the late Ted Kennedy and become Massachusetts’ next Senator.
According to Kennedy, it’s a tight race between someone called Marcia Coakley and former President George W Bush.  Actually Kennedy knows [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mindless Democrat Automatons Summoned To Steer Clear of Fox</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/1862</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 23:48:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Who is winning in the Obama vs. Fox fight? Well, Fox, obviously&#8230; and this has prompted the likes of MoveOn.org to summon all mindless rank-and-file Democrat robots to steer clear of said news organization. 
According to an email sent from MoveOn to its membership, &#8220;To draw attention to its biased coverage, President Obama will not appear on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Douchebag In Decline</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/1858</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 23:30:30 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Featured]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We all saw it coming, but did we see it coming this quickly? 50 percent of the country now disagrees with the Obama Administration on political issues. And guess what, kids? CNN agrees.
For the first time since he took over in the White House, Americans don&#8217;t see eye to eye with President Barack Obama on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pimps Up, ACORN Down</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/1848</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:08:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ACORN]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Baltimore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bertha Lewis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brooklyn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Charlie Gibson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hannah Giles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ho]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[James O'Keefe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pimp]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Senator Mike Johanns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[voter registation fraud]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Washington]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[White House]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[For those of you who have been sharing a cave with Charlie Gibson this past week, ACORN (Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now) got itself in a little bit of trouble giving financial advice to James O&#8217;Keefe, 25, and Hannah Giles, 20, who posed as a pimp and his ho in its Baltimore, Washington [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Caught On Tape: ACORN Enables Would-Be Prostitute</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/1834</link>
		<comments>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/1834#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[According to their website, the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (or ACORN):
ACORN has been building community organizations that are committed to social and economic justice, won victories on thousands of issues of concern to our members, through direct action, negotiation, legislative advocacy and voter participation. ACORN helps those who have been historically locked out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Keith Olbermann Goes All flag@whitehouse.gov On Glenn Beck</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/1828</link>
		<comments>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/1828#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 05:29:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Communist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Daily Kos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[flag@whitehouse.gov]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Glenn Beck]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Keith Olbermann]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Radical]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Roger Ailes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stu Burguiere]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Truther]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Van Jones]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Keith Olbermann woke up Sunday morning, learned that Van Jones had resigned after conservatives exposed his Radical/Communist/Truther tendencies, and thought “What would Obama do?”
Thinking back about a month, Olbermann suddenly shrieked “Eureka!” (or &#8220;Mr Dictionary has failed us yet again!&#8221; or whatever) and wrote a column for Daily Kos, demanding readers send him all the [...]]]></description>
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