Al Qaeda Prepares To Invade Facebook

Is nothing sacred?  After infesting Youtube and other sites, online jihadists are preparing to infect the pristine servers of Facebook with their Islamist ways.

“We can use Facebook to fight the media,” notes a recent posting on the extremist al-Faloja forum, translated by Jihadica.com. “We can post media on Facebook that shows the Crusader losses.”

“We have already had great success in raiding YouTube,” the poster adds. “American politicians have used Facebook to get votes, like the house slave Obama.”

Groups like al-Qaida were pioneering users of the internet — to train, share ideas and organize. But some observers, like George Washington University professor Marc Lynch, see a reluctance to embrace Web 2.0 tools like Facebook. “One of the biggest problems for a virtual network like AQ today is that it needs to build connections between its members while protecting itself from its enemies.  That’s a filtering problem: How do you get your people in, and keep intelligence agents out?” he asks.

Never mind intelligence agents.  What about Fox News?

A quickly growing jihadist group that used Facebook to spread its radical message has been shut down by the popular Web networking site after FOXNews.com alerted the company to the group’s activities.

Facebook blocked the group, Fursan Ghazawat Alnusra — Arabic for “Knights in Support of the Invasion” — Thursday evening after the group swelled to about 120 members in just over one week.

FOXNews.com, working closely with a former radical Muslim now dedicated to exposing cyberterror activity, was able to gain access to the group and its content.

That’s right.  Who’s protecting Facebook from the jihad?  FoxNews.com.

Mumbai Attacks Funded By UK Mosques

Regular DBReport readers are well-aware of what douchebags can be found in some London mosques, so it should not be too much of a surprise that there are now reports that link the attacks to Lashker-e-Taiba, “The Army of the Righteous”, a Kashmiri separatist group with ties to Al Qaeda and funded by cash raised in British mosques.

And intercepted telephone and radio communications before and during the latest attacks apparently suggest a link.

Indian officials say at least one of the gunmen captured after the attacks is part of a Lashkar network.

The group last week denied any responsibility and the unknown group Deccan Mujahideen said it was behind the atrocity.

But earlier this year another group, the Indian Mujahideen, which has links to Lashkar-e-Taiba, sent an email to Indian police warning it was planning an attack in Mumbai.

The message read: ‘We are keeping a close eye on you and just waiting for the right time to execute your bloodshed…Let the Indian Mujahideen warn all the people of Mumbai…You are already on our hit list and this time very, very seriously.’

So the West continues to export Islamic terror to the rest of the world. We really need to knock that off.

Twin Cities Exporting Terrorism To Somalia

Shirwa Ahmed, a Minneapolis resident and naturalized US citizen, is believed by the FBI and Homeland Security to have blown himself up in a suicide attack in Northern Somalia last month.  They are also investigating whether Ahmed had created a terrorist recruiting network in the Twin Cities region.

More than a dozen young men of Somali descent, mostly in their 20s, from the Minneapolis area have recently disappeared, U.S. law enforcement officials tell 5 EYEWITNESS NEWS. All are thought to be associates of Ahmed. U.S. officials suspect most of the young men have departed for Somalia to fight in ongoing violence there or to train in terrorist camps. Family members of the young men are said to be distraught, trying to figure to out what happened to them, sources say.

So the Somalis have to worry about a bunch of Americans who might have infiltrated their society and could blow themselves up at any moment?  That’s a switch.

Major Terror Attack in India

 

At least 80 are dead and more than 900 are injured in a terror attack upon the Indian financial center of Mumbai:

 

Mumbai: In one of the most violent terror attacks on Indian soil, Mumbai came under an unprecedented night attack as terrorists used heavy machine guns, including AK-47s, and grenades to strike at the city’s most high-profile targets — the hyper-busy CST (formerly VT) rail terminus; the landmark Taj Hotel at the Gateway and the luxury Oberoi Trident at Nariman Point; the domestic airport at Santa Cruz; the Cama and GT hospitals near CST; the Metro Adlabs multiplex and Mazgaon Dockyard — killing at least 80 and sending more than 900 to hospital, according to latest reports.

The attacks have taken a tragic toll on the city’s top police brass: The high-profile chief of the anti-terror squad Hemant Karkare was killed; Mumbai’s additional commissioner of police (east) Ashok Kamte was gunned down outside the Metro; and celebrated encounter specialist Vijay Salaskar was also killed.

The attacks appeared to be aimed at getting international attention as the terrorists took upto 40 British nationals and other foreigners hostage. The chairman of Hindustan Unilever Harish Manwani and CEO of the company Nitin Paranjpe were among the guests trapped at the Oberoi. All the internal board members of the multinational giant were reported to be holed up in the Oberoi hotel.

Here is some raw footage from an Indian source:

Holy Land Foundation: Terrorist-Supporting Douchebags

Five former officials of the Holy Land Foundation for Relief and Development (HLF) were convicted on all counts of supporting Hamas Monday, the Investigative Project on Terrorism reports.

The original trial had ended in a mistrial last year.

The men, Shukri Abu-Baker, Ghassan Elashi, Mohamed El-Mezain, Mufid Abdulqader and Abdelrahman Odeh, could face up to 20 years in prison for their convictions on conspiracy counts, including conspiring to provide material support to terrorists. The verdicts, read Monday afternoon, ended a two-year saga in what is considered the largest terror financing case since the 9/11 attacks.

The second trial went much more smoothly, after prosecutors streamlined their case.

Prosecutors made a series of significant adjustments, from dropping 29 counts each against defendants Mufid Abdulqader and Abdelrahman Odeh, to adding new witnesses who could put the charity support in context. In addition, jurors in this trial saw three exhibits Israeli military officials seized from the Palestinian Authority which showed the PA also considered HLF to be a Hamas financer and that an HLF-supported charity committee was controlled by Hamas.

The result was a much more streamlined case that followed a logical narrative, said Peter Margulies, a law professor at Roger Williams University in Rhode Island. Seeing the Palestinian Authority reach the same conclusion as the U.S. government had to have helped, he said.

So long, douchebags.

‘Mikaeel’ Jackson: Muslim Popstar

No, we’re serious.  According to The Sun, Michael Jackson, weirdo douchebag extraordinaire, has converted to Islam and changed his name to Mikaeel.

MICHAEL JACKSON has become a Muslim — and changed his name to MIKAEEL.

The skint superstar, 50, donned Islamic garb to pledge allegiance to the Koran in a ceremony at a pal’s mansion in Los Angeles, The Sun can reveal.

Jackson was raised a Jehovah’s Witness but was apparently convinced to convert to Islam when the producer Phillip Bubal aka Idris Phillips, and songwriter David Wharnsby aka Dawud Wharnsby Ali who he was working with told him that they thought they had become better people after they converted.

“An Imam was summoned from the mosque and Michael went through the shahada, which is the Muslim declaration of belief.” Mikaeel is the name of one of Allah’s angels.

“Jacko rejected an alternative name, Mustafa — meaning “the chosen one”.

Brit singer Yousef Islam, 60 — who was called Cat Stevens until he famously converted — turned up to help Jacko celebrate.

Is Islam the new Scientology for pop stars?  Good question, but we  here at Douchebag Report have our own theory about what attracted Jacko to the faith.

Al Qaeda Doesn’t Think That Obama’s “Change” Is Something They Believe In

Al Qaeda Douchebag Ayman al-Zawahiri released an audio tape today attacking Obama’s policy towards Israel, contrasting Obama with Malcolm X and calling the President-elect a “House Negro”.

Zawahiri is unimpressed with Obama’s plan to pull troops out of Iraq to fight in Afghanistan.

Zawahiri condemns Obama’s plan to move troops from Iraq to Afghanistan as a policy “destined for failure before it was born” and tells Obama that “a heavy legacy of failure and crimes” awaits him.

Zawahiri also claims that by electing Barak Obama, the American people have admitted defeat in Iraq.

In related news, another Al Qaeda Douchebag, Abdullah Azam al-Saudi, was pumped full of Hellfire overnight.

Islamic Terrorists Find One Last Best Way To Alienate Everyone

In a desperate attempt to find a way to destroy any sympathy for their cause, Islamic terrorists are apparently using child pornography to conceal their communications. Police are attempting to investigate the link between terrorism and pedophilia.

The move follows the discovery of sex abuse material during investigations into a number of advanced suspected plots.

It is not clear yet whether the terrorists chose child pornography because of a personal interest or merely because it represents a useful medium for disseminating information.

One might think there’s a disconnect between being a devout Muslim and viewing child pornagraphy, but it’s not quite that simple.  There are a couple theories as to why there might be a connection.

“It shows that these people are very confused. Here they are hating Western decadence but actually making use of it and finding that they enjoy this stuff,” a source told the Times.

There is another, possibly more disturbing possibility.  Pedophilia isn’t quite as alien to Muslims as some might want us to believe.

Back in the 19th century, ethnic Pashtuns fighting in Britain’s colonial army sang odes talking of their longing for young boys.

Homosexuality, cloaked in the tradition of strong masculine bonds that are a hallmark of Islamic culture and are even more pronounced in southern Afghanistan’s strict, sexually segregated society, has long been a clandestine feature of life here. But pedophilia has been its curse.

In other words, just as priests’ vows of celibacy are blamed for pedophilia in the Catholic church.  It’s possible that Islam’s sexual mores lead followers to look to young boys to satisfy their sexual needs.

Douchebag Report should point out that if you find that a Muslim you know is in possession of child porn, he isn’t necessary a pedophile terrorist.  He might just be a pedophile…or just be a terrorist…but he’s definately a douchebag.

The Mayor Of Batman Is A Douchebag

Huseyin Kalkan, the mayor of the Turkish city Batman, is suing Warner Bros. and its CEO Christopher Nolan for royalties from the movie “The Dark Night”. Kalkan accused the studio of using his city’s name without permission.

“There is only one Batman in the world,” Kalkan said. “The American producers used the name of our city without informing us.”

Among the charges being prepared, Kalkan places the blame for a number of unsolved murders and a high female suicide rate on the psychological effect on the city’s residents caused by the film.

This is not the first time that Kalkan has filed suit against Warner Bros.  The company settled with Kalkan for an undisclosed amount in 2007. Kalkan has been accused of funneling that money to the PKK, a Kurdish militant group seeking independence from Turkey.

Kalkan, a Turkish Kurd, was sentenced to ten months in prison for praising Kurdish PKK leader Abdullah Ocalan and saying the PKK was not a terrorist organization in a 2006 interview with the LA Times.

Douchebag Preacher Plotted To Spring Fellow Jihadi

Remember Abu Qatada?  Douchebag Report’s story yesterday revealed that he’d been re-arrested for violating his bail conditions. More facts have come to light and now it appears that fellow douchebag jihad preacher Omar Bakri gave orders to his followers to spring Qatada out of his house arrest and smuggle him out of the UK.

In an audio recording obtained by The Sun, the evil cleric instructed: “There are two ways to help (Qatada). One is maybe try to help him against the kuffar (non-believer) to remove all these restrictions. Or by smuggling him outside the country if you can find a way.”

He then adds: “Try to help him financially or socially – whatever way you can.”

Bakri is no stranger to the international jihadist terrorist network.

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