Should Have Had The Chicken…

Hanoi (Reuters) - A 35-year old man identified as Nguyen Kant boarded a plane destined for Australia. An hour into the flight, the man vomited a nylon bag of suspected heroine, causing the plane to return to Vietnam.  Later news reports that doctors had found 30 red nylon bags in the man’s stomach. Read the full Reuters story here.

Oh Jesus, What Next?

Dr. Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda, a 61 year old Puerto Rico native and recovering heroine addidict claims that he is known as God in at least 30 countries. In his most recent U.S. apperance, thousands filled an Orlando amphitheater to hear his message. Miranda, the founder of the Miami-based Growing in Grace Ministry, claims that “millions of people worldwide have tattooed their bodies wtih ‘666′ in recognition that the second coming of Christ has taken place.” Orlando’s WKMG has the full story.

My Kid Died, Give Me Golf Clubs

Tom Miller began a small Ohio charitible organization after losing his 17-year-old son to a drug overdose in 2002. Since that time, he has been soliciting seveal sporting goods cpmpanies for charitible donations. In one such instance, Tom sent “letters to golf club manufacturers [claiming] that his son was buried with the golf clubs of each company, [and] that his son hoped to be a professional golfer.” Such a stunt had produced a $2,645 set of golf clubs from Callaway Golf Co.  Fox news covers the full story here.