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Simply Put: Soros is a Douchebag

Watch this space as we begin to show you the real George Soros. More to come…

Location, Location, Location

Waise Yusofzai, a 38-year-old real estate agent is seeking $50,000 in damages after being denied entry into an upscale Australian bar. Yusofzai claims that he felt like “half a person” when security staff barred his entry, stating that there were too many males inside the bar at the time.  The lawsuit includes $20,000 for psychological injury and $30,000 in lost income from clients. The real estate agent claims that his confidence “has been shot to pieces,” and that he can “no longer drink [with clients] on a regular basis or entertain.” See the full story here.  As reported earlier, the Douchebag Report may have found a sympathetic judge.

Show Two Cheeks And Call Me In The Morning

In a Portsmouth District Court, Hampton resident Mark Stretton pleaded guilty to indecent exporsure-lewdness charges, after exposing his ass to motorists on a heavily travelled bridge. Stretton told a District Court judge he dropped his pants due to the effects of prescribed medication.  Read the SeaCoastOnline article here.