Darwin Strikes Again
May 22, 2007
A douchebag in Los Angles attempting to kill his girlfriend by parking a car in front of an oncoming train was killed when the train struck the car and “launched it into him as he tried to flee.” Read the full USA Today story here.
G.I. Jackass
May 21, 2007
Jessee Adam MacBeth, a self-proclaimed leader in the anti-Iraqi war movement faces charges for possession of altered military discharge papers and making false statements in seeking benefits from the Veterans Administration. MacBeth gained internet popularity when he lied about incidents in Iraq. This douchebag made statements like: “we would burn their bodies . . . hang their bodies from the rafters in the mosque.” He also claimed to have been shot in Iraq and now suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder. However, this all seems impossible considering that “he was kicked out of the Army after six weeks at Fort Benning, GA., in 2003 because of his ‘entry level performance and conduct.’” …Now you know… and knowing’s half the battle…
Tharrrrr She Rots
May 21, 2007
It seems like the gang of idiots at Greenpeace are at it again. In a protest against commercial whaling, our favorite green activist douchebags lined the front of the Brandenburg Gate with whale carcases. Weren’t you guys just rebuilding Noah’s Ark last week? You tree-huggers have too much free time…
It looks like all of this is a precursor to an upcoming march in Anchorage. Anyone up for a trip to Alaska? I’ll bring the cocktail sauce.
It takes one to know one…
May 20, 2007
Former President Jimmy Carter yesterday called current President Bush’s administration “the worst in history.” Gee, if anyone should know anything about shitty Presidents, it would be you, huh Jimmuh?
Newsweek Douchebag - Bush Is Mentally Ill
May 18, 2007
Sharon Begley, senior science editor at Newsweek magazine made a claim that President Bush is mentally ill, or “in a state of denial” over the war with Iraq. Begley supports her claim writing, “the tip-off for denial is perpetual optimism, a pathological certainty that things are going well,” and also cites Bush’s history with drug and alcohol abuse. I suppose this means that Winston Churchill was in a state of denial while continuing to resist Nazi military forces in 1939 and 1940? Read the FoxNews article about this douchebag’s comments.
Rosie O’Douchebag: Our Troops Are Terrorists
May 18, 2007
Rosie O’Douchebag commits professional suicide on ABC’s whine-and-cheese fest, “The View.” Here’s the transcript:
O’DONNELL: I just want to say something. 655,000 Iraqi civilians are dead. Who are the terrorists?
HASSELBECK: Who are the terrorists?
O’DONNELL: 655,000 Iraqis — I’m saying you have to look, we invaded –
HASSELBECK: Wait, who are you calling terrorists now? Americans?
O’DONNELL: I’m saying if you were in Iraq, and the other country, the United States, the richest in the world, invaded your country and killed 655,000 of your citizens, what would you call us?
HASSELBECK: Are we killing their citizens or are their people also killing their citizens?
O’DONNELL: We’re invading a sovereign nation, occupying a country against the U.N.
And of course, here’s the video.
Barack Obama: “Well, you know, I think that, you know”
May 18, 2007
Presidential hopeful Barack Obama says, “I’m very proud of my ethics record,” but has trouble answering questions relative to his Kenwood mansion purchase and campaing financing. While none of his actions are inherently illegal, it is suspicious that he is taking lengths to reinvent himself.
Liberals Demean Blacks Again
May 18, 2007
Thomas Lifson reports on a new trend popular among “progressive” liberals in the media — “the treatment of blacks as some sort of endangered species in various cities.” The report stems from liberal interpretation of new census data, combined with New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin’s comments on the city returning to it’s “chocolate capital” status. Read the full article American Thinker here.
Maryland Goes Smoke-Free
May 18, 2007
Despite the long-standing battle over the language of Ohio’s anti-smoking legislation, The People’s Republic of Maryland now follows suit with a state-wide smoking ban. Yesterday, Governor Martin O’Malley signed the bill which will go into effect on February 1, 2008, prohibiting smoking in public places including restaurants, bars, and private clubs. Realistically, states do not belong in such a decision whatsoever. If public health is a primary concern, why not focus on the overwhelming prevalence of STDs in the state? According to the Centers for Disease Control, Maryland ranks #5 in reported cases of primary and secondary syphilis among all states and U.S. territories. Choose your battles, guvnah.
Gun Violence in Inner Cities?
May 17, 2007
No freaking way… CNN, why do you even waste our time with this crap? Perhaps it fits your political agenda… still, however, nothing on the Knoxville, TN murders of Channon Christian and Christopher Newsom.
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