Michael Moore Manufactures More Controvery

Once again, Michael Moore plays the victim. Here is yet another example of Moore and a feeble attempt at self-publicity. This is a typical action when you don’t have a real argument — just manufacture controversy.

Brownback - Vote Switching Douchebag

This Hot Air article analyzes the Amnesty vote, showing the order in which the votes poured in, ultimately killing the bill. You’ll also find Sen. Sam Brownback caught on tape, changing his “yes” vote to a “no,” undoubtedly after realizing the bill would die. 

Now, check out the new attack ad by Michelle Malkin and the Hot Air crew.

Illegal Immigrant Accused Of Molesting Child

According to this Daily Bulletin article:

FONTANA - An illegal immigrant living in the city has been arrested on suspicion of multiple molestations during a five-year period.

Fontana police detectives arrested Cristino Castaneda Guillen, 33, Tuesday on suspicion of lewd and lascivious acts with a child, according to a police news release.

Douchebag “Pants Judge” Is Relentless

Here’s an update — The world famous “pants judge,” Roy L. Pearson, lost his $54 million lawsuit over a missing pair of pants on Monday. As reported, Pearson was also ordered to pay the legal fees incurred by his dry cleaner defendants. According to this USA Today article, the douchebag plans to appeal! Appeal?!?

Also stated in the article:

He may have the time. Pearson’s term as a judge handling disputes involving city agencies expired last month, and City Councilman Phil Mendelson said, “There’s a good chance he will not be reappointed” by a city commission to the $100,512-a-year position.

Not reappointed? How about disbarred?  The frivolities of this lawsuit continue to make a mockery of the American judicial system and tort reform. C’mon people - where’s the public outcry? This man does not deserve to be payed with your tax money, and is not fit to decide any legal matter before him. Mr. Pearson, get used to the phrase ”would you like fries with that?”

Deportee Arrested On Sex Crimes Charges

According to this OC Register article:

A career criminal who returned to Orange County less than a month after he was deported was arrested Monday after authorities say he peeked through a window to watch a 12-year-old boy get out of the shower and then dropped his pants in front of a woman.

Juan Gutierrez Bahena, 28, was deported by Immigration and Customs Enforcement on May 26 after serving time in state prison for drug possession, Sheriff’s Department spokesman Jim Amormino said. Bahena also has several convictions for burglary and resisting arrest.

Now, who wants an amnesty bill that will give guys like this carte blanche to commit crimes such as these?

A Rainbow of Litigation

Victoria McArthur, a resident of Romero, Michigan, claims to have been injured by a piece of Starburst candy. As a result, she is seeking more than $25,000 in personal injury claims against Starburst manufacturer Mars Inc.  In this Fox News report, McArthur comments:

 ”I don’t want to see anybody else have to go through what I have gone through from eating a piece of candy that was supposed to be soft chew.” 

I wonder if she’s missing a pair of pants?

Jack Murtha - Taxpayer-Backed Venture Capitalist

Taken from this Washington Times editorial:

“Murtha has almost — but not quite — single-handedly created a new economy in his district,” concludes Roll Call this week in an overview of the lawmaker’s earmarking activities. Frequently, the money “is for startups that essentially would not be in business were it not for Murtha’s largesse.” In other cases, the pattern shows Mr. Murtha inserting an earmark, after which a company opens a Johnstown office, which in many cases then goes neglected, or never quite grows. In the case Roll Call highlights, an Indiana, Pa., groundbreaking for Rockville, Md.-based Aeptec Microsystems is all glory at the outset. Years later, the building is nearly unoccupied a month after its opening. Meanwhile, the firm’s federal contracts, as secured through Mr. Murtha’s earmarks, mushroom.

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The self-styled “most ethical and honest Congress in history” must get a grip on Mr. Murtha and friends if it is to make any headway whatsoever on ethics reforms. At this rate, Mr. Murtha just about torpedoes whatever chance House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has to deliver on her campaign promises.

A Face Only A Mother Could Love

Utah’s public enemy number one Curtis Allgier:

Allgier was arrested today for allegedly murdering a corrections officer who accompanied him to a medical appointment at the University of Utah’s hospital. Allgier somehow wrestled the officer’s gun away and then shot him. After carjacking a vehicle, he led police on a high-speed chase that ended at an Arby’s restaurant, where Allgier was apprehended.

Now, check out the mugshot (click for enlarged photo and accompanying article):

 

In unrelated news, a New Jersey dog has been crowned “World’s Ugliest:”

 

Roy Pearson Gets Nothing

Our first douchebag, Roy Pearson learned in court today that he’ll receive nothing in his $54 million lawsuit over a missing pair of pants.  According to this Washington Post article:

DC Superior Court Judge Judith Bartnoff today ruled that Roy “Pant-less” Pearson is entitled to nothing.

Furthermore…

Judgment therefore will be awarded to the defendants, as well as their costs.

More to come…

Now HERE’S A Criminal

According to this Associated Press article:

FARGO, N.D. (AP) - A man convicted of 46 felony charges involving burglary sprees across 10 counties is facing four new charges in federal court here. Edward Dean Waslaski Jr., 42, is charged in federal court with felony counts of possession of a firearm by a convicted felon. Waslaski was convicted of 46 felonies between 1984 and 2000, court records show.

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