Heath Ledger Jokes

It can be said that the media storm that resulted from the death of actor Heath Ledger was manufactured largely due to his role as a gay cowboy in that abbhoration of a film Brokeback Mountain. He sucked as an actor, Brokeback sucked as a movie, which is why it sucked in the box office. In that spirit, here are some tasteless Heath Ledger jokes. It’s never too soon…

Q:Why did Heath Ledger OD on pills, rather than jumping from Mary Kate’s apartment window?

A: Because America didn’t want to see another brokeback

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Q: What is 2 years old and starving?

A: Heath Ledger’s daughter.

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Q: What do Jake Gyllenhall’s rectum and a handful of Valium have in common?

A: They both got popped by Heath Ledger.

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The sad thing is that Heath’s death just spoiled the ending of the upcoming Batman movie. We’ve now learned that Batman returns, the Joker does not.

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His latest role was in the the film, “I’m not there.” I guess that applies to all of his future film roles as well.

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He was supposed to have a massage in his apartment that day. From the looks of things, he didn’t get the happy ending.

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Q: What is the difference between Heath Ledger and a turnstile?

A: A turnstile only takes one at a time.

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