“Hillary In The House” – WTF?

Oh. My. God.

I need a drink now.

Court-Appointed Advocate Molests Children

There are some acts that are so despicable that the perpetrators of such acts do not even deserve to be dubbed Douchebags. Topping the list of this sub-class of douchebag is Texas entrepreneur Billy Dan Carroll. The 53-year-old founder of a court-reporting firm, who also served as a court-appointed advocate has been charged with aggravated sexual assault of an 8-year-old girl. But it gets worse. Much worse.

According to police, they have uncovered a number of video tapes suggesting that Carroll may be responsible for molesting as many as 20 children — as young as three years old. According to this World Net Daily article:

“We don’t know where it is going to end up, how many victims we may end up with,” Austin police Sgt. Brian Loyd said. “There could be six. There could be 20. There is no telling.”

Carroll told the girl’s parents he wanted the 8-year-old and her sisters to spend the night with his family, but he did not reveal that his wife and daughters were away for the weekend. According to the child, he asked if she wanted to play a game. Then he blindfolded her and sexually assaulted her. The little girl immediately told her sisters who were in another room following the incident.

Mr. Carroll had videotaped these acts, two of which depict him allegedly having sex with two unconscious females. The electric chair may just be too good for this guy.

Pelosi Credits Surge’s Success To IRAN

Want further proof that top Democratic leaders have lost their minds? Nancy Pelosi has stepped up to the plate with a real show-stopper, crediting the success of the Surge to none other than The Goodwill of Iran. That’s right — Goodwill of Iran. While some may see this as nothing more than absolute proof that Pelosi truly represents the moonbats of her district, most should agree that she has gone WAY over the top here, finally answering the age-old question: How will the Democrats deal with the success of the surge?

Let’s see here… We can’t give credit to Gen. Petraeus. We can’t give credit to the troops that have relentlessly fought for peace, and we most certainly cannot give credit to the Bush administration under any circumstances. So, what reads like a page from The Idiot’s Playbook, Pelosi chooses to abandon fact and common sense, crediting the success of the surge to Iran.

Here is a link to the 80 minute interview, where Pelosi talks with the San Francisco Chronicle.

Here is a link to Ace of Spades HQ with further commentary.

Hillary On The Sauce

On a flight back from Rapid City, South Dakota, Hillary Clinton took some time to throw back a few fingers of whiskey in front of sympathetic reporters. Some are suggesting that her change in temperament results from her intent to concede to Barack Obama. In any event, a picture is worth a thousand words:

Source: thisislondon.co.uk – One for the end of the road

Susan Sarandumb

Hollywood actress, activist Susan Sarandon just made the boldest, brashest, and most daring statement of her career, vowing to move to Italy or Canada if John McCain is elected President in the upcoming November 2008 election. Yawn. Shame on you Susan for thinking that anyone actually gives a crap. Who are you, anyway? This announcement was made within the confines of the United States, where you have comfortably lived throughout the entire Bush administration. I guess this makes you a bit of a hypocrite, doesn’t it.

Here’s an excerpt from this New York Times article:

[I]f John McCain gets elected, she will move to Italy or Canada. She adds, “It’s a critical time, but I have faith in the American people.”

OK, American people. You don’t want Susan to move out of the country, so it’s up to you to elect Barack Obama. What? You thought Susan of all people would be for Hillary Clinton? Well, no. She told John Hiscock: “I thought the whole point of feminism is that you’re not supposed to be defined by gender. I don’t understand the reasoning behind that, because I wouldn’t vote for Condoleezza Rice, and I hated Margaret Thatcher.”

How very patriotic of you to claim to have “faith in the American people,” but unpatriotically suggest that you’ll jump borders when your leftist agenda is not served in a popular election. May we suggest that you put Cuba on your short list as well? According to Michael Moore, they have unparalleled medical services. You’ll undoubtedly need affordable elder-care as you hobble towards the washed-up Hollywood hag phase of your life.

Arrividerci, bitch!