Howard Dean Will Not Seek Second Term As DNC Chair

Every cloud has a silver lining, and if this election has one, it’s that Howard Dean might be getting less time speaking on camera.  He’ll be stepping down as the chairman of the Democratic National Committee in January.

Dean has been credited with creating a successful campaign strategy which defeated the Republican party, even though the Republicans were perfectly happy to self-destruct by themselves.

Dean was the architect of a “50-State Strategy,” investing money and staff in every state — including those where Democrats had long fared poorly — to build party infrastructure and lay the groundwork for electoral gains. The Obama campaign, working with DNC organizers in all 50 states, won several states that had not elected a Democratic president in decades, including Virginia, North Carolina and Indiana.

Of course,  it’s pretty easy for the Democrats to win new states when Democrats are leaving states they already dominate (and are slowly killing) for Red States which are actually creating good jobs.  Once in these new states, these voters, oblivious to the factors which lead them to move in the first place, set out to kill the golden goose.

So long, douchebag.

Douchebag Preacher Plotted To Spring Fellow Jihadi

Remember Abu Qatada?  Douchebag Report’s story yesterday revealed that he’d been re-arrested for violating his bail conditions. More facts have come to light and now it appears that fellow douchebag jihad preacher Omar Bakri gave orders to his followers to spring Qatada out of his house arrest and smuggle him out of the UK.

In an audio recording obtained by The Sun, the evil cleric instructed: “There are two ways to help (Qatada). One is maybe try to help him against the kuffar (non-believer) to remove all these restrictions. Or by smuggling him outside the country if you can find a way.”

He then adds: “Try to help him financially or socially – whatever way you can.”

Bakri is no stranger to the international jihadist terrorist network.

Juergen Gansel Is A Douchebag

Juergen Gansel, a deputy in the Saxony state legislature for the far-right (and ironically named) National Democratic Party of Germany released a statement on Barack Obama’s election which may, initially, sound like the typical adoration that has been voiced by people around the globe.

The statement, titled “Africa conquers the White House”, declared that Obama intends to destroy America’s “white identity” and “pure” national cultures.

“A non-white America is a declaration of war on all people who believe an organically grown social order based on language and culture, history and heritage to be the essence of humanity. Barack Obama hides this declaration of war behind his pushy sunshine smile.”

Gansel warned, “Many people in the ‘diverse’ republic Germany have been swept up in Obama fever which resembles an African tropical disease.”

Douchebag Report speculates that he may be referring to Ebola, which causes internal and external hemorrhage from orifices, or possible Dengue fever, characterized by fever, extreme pain in the joints and muscles, and a skin eruption.

“It would be a gross irony of history if the first black president drove his clientele of minorities to openly revolt due to his grandiose domestic failure, and the much-touted American dream became a nightmare.”

We’re a little confused why Germans would attack Obama on race when he has so many obvious defects and deficiencies, but we’re also confused as to why Obama wants to raise its esteem with these people.

If you want to hear what an effeminate wierdo Juergen Gansel is, watch him speaking here:

Chris Matthews Says That Africa Is A Country

In a conversation about whether Sarah Palin knows that Africa is a continent, Chris Matthews called Africa a country.