Islamic Terrorists Find One Last Best Way To Alienate Everyone

In a desperate attempt to find a way to destroy any sympathy for their cause, Islamic terrorists are apparently using child pornography to conceal their communications. Police are attempting to investigate the link between terrorism and pedophilia.

The move follows the discovery of sex abuse material during investigations into a number of advanced suspected plots.

It is not clear yet whether the terrorists chose child pornography because of a personal interest or merely because it represents a useful medium for disseminating information.

One might think there’s a disconnect between being a devout Muslim and viewing child pornagraphy, but it’s not quite that simple.  There are a couple theories as to why there might be a connection.

“It shows that these people are very confused. Here they are hating Western decadence but actually making use of it and finding that they enjoy this stuff,” a source told the Times.

There is another, possibly more disturbing possibility.  Pedophilia isn’t quite as alien to Muslims as some might want us to believe.

Back in the 19th century, ethnic Pashtuns fighting in Britain’s colonial army sang odes talking of their longing for young boys.

Homosexuality, cloaked in the tradition of strong masculine bonds that are a hallmark of Islamic culture and are even more pronounced in southern Afghanistan’s strict, sexually segregated society, has long been a clandestine feature of life here. But pedophilia has been its curse.

In other words, just as priests’ vows of celibacy are blamed for pedophilia in the Catholic church.  It’s possible that Islam’s sexual mores lead followers to look to young boys to satisfy their sexual needs.

Douchebag Report should point out that if you find that a Muslim you know is in possession of child porn, he isn’t necessary a pedophile terrorist.  He might just be a pedophile…or just be a terrorist…but he’s definately a douchebag.