Michele Bachmann is a Serious Presidential Candidate

In what can only be described as a desperate bid to be taken “seriously”, in last night’s Republican debate Michele Bachmann roared “I am a serious candidate for the presidency and I think it is important that I be treated as an equal on that stage.”

Here’s a hint, Michele…if you have to say it, you don’t.

For those of you who aren’t a fan of Team America: World Police, we’ll let you in on the joke.

Time’s Mysterious Black Protestors

Time Magazine announced it’s “Person of The Year” today. Determined to prove everyone right who said they’d jumped the shark by selecting “You” back in 2006, they went with “The Protestor” this year.

While the selection of “The Protester” is stupidly vague and essentially a pass by Time’s editorial board, what is ridiculous is the photo that accompanies the article.

From the center moving right, we have an angry young Arab making like he’s about to kill us (possibly for making fun of his fashionably questionable leather jacket), a homely #OccupyWallStreet chick straight out of Zacatti Park and a ninja(origin unknown, those guys are everywhere…and nowhere).

What is strange is the two individuals on the left side of the photo. Any coverage of the Occupy protests regarding African-Americans has simply mentioned their absence from the cause. There are almost no Africans in Russia and there is no evidence that they are part of the protest against Putin’s suspected election tampering. They could be anti-austerity protesters in Greece, but their wardrobes are a bit too urban-American.

We have to admit, we’re stumped. If you, our readers, have any ideas, please leave them in the comments section!

Obama Administration: Major Nidal Hasan Went Postal, Not Jihadi

The Obama Administration has found a highly effective method to eliminate Islamic terrorism: Changing its name.

During a joint session of the Senate and House Homeland Security Committee on Wednesday, the Maine Republican referenced a letter from the Defense Department depicting the Fort Hood shootings as workplace violence. She criticized the Obama administration for failing to identify the threat as radical Islam.

That’s right, when a Muslim, under the direction of the treacherous Anwar al-Awlaki, launches an attack on a US Army base, it’s a simple case of workplace violence. To be fair to the Obama Administration, Army soldiers should be somewhat used to violent attacks by Muslims while they’re on the job.

Likewise, the 9/11 attacks were directed not towards schools or residences, but towards workplaces forAmericans in the financial and military sectors.