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	<title>Douchebag Report(tm) &#187; Al Qaeda</title>
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		<title>Al Qaeda Prepares To Invade Facebook</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2008 22:49:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Is nothing sacred?  After infesting Youtube and other sites, online jihadists are preparing to infect the pristine servers of Facebook with their Islamist ways.
&#8220;We can use Facebook to fight the media,&#8221; notes a recent posting on the extremist al-Faloja forum, translated by Jihadica.com. &#8220;We can post media on Facebook that shows the Crusader losses.&#8221;
&#8220;We [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mumbai Attacks Funded By UK Mosques</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 04:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Regular DBReport readers are well-aware of what douchebags can be found in some London mosques, so it should not be too much of a surprise that there are now reports that link the attacks to Lashker-e-Taiba, &#8220;The Army of the Righteous&#8221;, a Kashmiri separatist group with ties to Al Qaeda and funded by cash [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Al Qaeda Doesn&#8217;t Think That Obama&#8217;s &#8220;Change&#8221; Is Something They Believe In</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/1078</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 20:56:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Abdullah Azam al-Saudi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Afghanistan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Al Qaeda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ayman al-Zawahiri]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Al Qaeda Douchebag Ayman al-Zawahiri released an audio tape today attacking Obama&#8217;s policy towards Israel, contrasting Obama with Malcolm X and calling the President-elect a &#8220;House Negro&#8221;.
Zawahiri is unimpressed with Obama&#8217;s plan to pull troops out of Iraq to fight in Afghanistan.
Zawahiri condemns Obama&#8217;s plan to move troops from Iraq to Afghanistan as a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Douchebag Newspaper Puts American Servicemen At Risk, Helps Nation&#8217;s Enemies In Bid To Raise Sales, Attack Bush</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/973</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:43:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In true New York Times fashion, the paper published a story Sunday disclosing that Donald Rumsfeld signed a secret order in 2004, authorizing the military to attack the Al Qaeda network in countries not at war with the United States.
In 2006, for example, a Navy Seal team raided a suspected militants’ compound in the Bajaur [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Douchebag Preacher Plotted To Spring Fellow Jihadi</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/957</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 18:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Abu Qatada]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Remember Abu Qatada?  Douchebag Report&#8217;s story yesterday revealed that he&#8217;d been re-arrested for violating his bail conditions. More facts have come to light and now it appears that fellow douchebag jihad preacher Omar Bakri gave orders to his followers to spring Qatada out of his house arrest and smuggle him out of the UK.
In [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bin Laden&#8217;s Right-Hand Douchebag Arrested&#8230;Again</title>
		<link>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/932</link>
		<comments>http://www.douchebagreport.com/archives/932#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:41:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Abu Qatada has been arrested in Britain for violating his strict bail conditions.
Qatada&#8217;s bail conditions dictate that he must wear an electronic tag, is banned from using mobile phones or computers, and must get Home Office permission to see visitors other than family members or lawyers.
Douchebag Report wonders what the point of having the [...]]]></description>
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