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	<title>Douchebag Report(tm) &#187; Christopher Ford</title>
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		<title>Florida Douchebag Throws Christmas Tree At Father</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 21:47:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ We&#8217;re not sure what is wrong with Florida this holiday season, but yesterday we had Christopher Ford, the Sweet Potato Douchebag&#8230;and today we learn of Thomas Edward Lackie, the Christmas Tree Douchebag, who assaulted his father with a Christmas tree.
According to the Manatee County sheriff&#8217;s report, 37-year-old Thomas Edward Lackie was arrested last week [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Christopher Ford: Sweet Potato Douchebag</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 05:56:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ When most people endure a Thanksgiving dinner that&#8217;s not up to their liking, they suck it up.
Not Christopher Ford, 46 of Indiantown, Florida.
On Thanksgiving, Christopher Ford, 46, went to his home on the 8400 block of Southeast Fern Street. When he got home he asked for something to eat, according to the report.
But Ford [...]]]></description>
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